Sometimes I post twice a day...
... usually when there's a lot of other things I should be doing.
I'd like to take a poll. Whom do you think will contact me first:
A. Maddie (see this post)
B. Ellen DeGeneres
C. Terry Bradshaw
D. The Publisher's Clearing House Prize Patrol
Vote Early! Vote Often! God Bless America!!
5 comments:
I'd say a tie between 1 and 2. According to the Mystical Smoking Head of Bob (http://www.resort.com/~banshee/Misc/8ball/index.html)
it will be:
Maddie
Hmmmm... Im gonna say Ellen. She seems pretty into her viewers. But we all recall my knack for guessing/picking things. :P
I'm guessing Ellen too. But I'm still holding out hope for Ed McMahon.
I'm pretty sure Maddie views the fact that I didn't apologize for something I didn't even know I did until three months after the offending event (which I have since completely forgotten) as unforgivable. And I view her attitude as childish. And my life is full of enough children already.
Ellen. Can I be in the next poll.I like to feel important. Hey if Ellen calls you, tell her I said, "Hi." Actually say, "Wow, Ellen thanks for calling me! Do I get to go out with Terry Bradshaw? Cool! Oh and my friend the Domestic Overlord says, 'Hi.' Yeah, she's crazy."
I hereby promise, in front of all these witless... I mean witnesses, to give you, Domestic Overlord, a proper shout out should I ever appear on Ellen's show. Maybe I'll throw in some comically esoteric knitting reference. Like BOOGABOOGABOOGA!!
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