More Inspirational Tampons.

This is for Skye, who is in Brilliance withdrawal.

You may remember the last batch of these. They were funny.

Once again, Playtex Sport, you have amused me more than a tampon really should.

I'm supposed to run an extra mile when I'm on the rag? RIGHT.

Ummmm... NO.

Fuck off.

I could challenge myself to see how loud I can say FUCK OFF, would that count?

I don't think so.

We're probably all on the same cycle by now!

I love how they cover their asses on this one - they want me to play to win (and I believe that one of my tampons last month assured me that it was "on my team"), but what if I'm a lazyass who doesn't really feel like challenging myself and I'd just prefer to sit on the sidelines doubled over and cursing Eve?

Oh yeah, see? I told you Winning Isn't Everything.
Thank you, I'll be in the locker room if you bitches need me.

Now THAT, I can do.
I'll be celebrating my bold attitude with a Margarita.

Damn straight!

Particularly when it comes to Stalking.

Restraining orders are for pussies!
Prove your devotion! MAKE him love you!!

How 'bout if I skooch over a little to make room for you, and we get all catty and talk shit about all the other girls? Sound fun?

By "You" I assume you're referring to my Fallopian Tubes?

Sigh... It's almost enough to make me actually look forward to that time of the month.

I said ALMOST.