Bringin the Dish!

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GAWD...

Keira Knightley, sistah... you looked FANTASTIC. Mad fashion props go out to her and to Selma Hayek.

And, believe it or not, even Hilary Swank actually went for something feminine this year, for a refreshing change of pace.

I was really not blown away by anything Uberheinous this year, but there were a couple of dresses that I really hated.

Charlize, are you hiding the head of Aileen Wuornos in there?

Sandra Bullock, honey, what's goin on with that neckline?

The frock sported by Amy Adams reminded me of a prom dress from the JCPenney catalog. I don't care if it is Carolina Hererra.

And Naomi Watts looked like she narrowly escaped a watery grave on her way to the Oscars.

I liked J-Lo's dress a lot, but I thought her makeup was icky. She looked like George Hamilton put it on for her... in the dark.

I caught some flack on the ol' Knittyboard for saying Jennifer Garner looked like she was pregnant again.

Here's where I'm coming from on that... She had her baby December 1. I myself have sons 10.5 months apart, so I know it's not impossible, ok?? I didn't mean it as an insult. I'm just sayin shit happens.




And I'm sticking to my opinion that her dress, from the angle I saw it, was NOT flattering. Please don't misunderstand me - I think Jen's cuter'n a bug's ear, I love her to pieces, I thought her little bit about how she does all her own stunts was genius comedic timing, but I just was not wild about her dress. Sorry to anyone I may have upset.

And I wasn't a big fan of Reese's dress either. Reminded me of a multi-tiered wedding cake. But major points for staying classy, modest and elegant.





Here's a list of all the Oscar winners. I didn't do so well in my predictions, but I did call it that Crash would upset Brokeback Mountain for Best Picture, did I not? Yes. Yes, I believe I did.