Wednesday, October 25, 2006

WPN X

This is the tenth installment of what has come to be known as Wookin Pa Nub Wednesday! Can ya believe? This calls for a CELEBRATION!!! Cake! Candles!

Men in tight pants!!!


Par-TAAAAAAY!!!!





Wutthe?

Who the fuck invited this guy?














BOO!
Note: I did not edit this pic in any way.


















This guy's user id is nymphohunter and his headline is "Youngest Grandpa In Town". The fact that he looks like a White Trash Ron Burgundy is just a yummy little bonus.













Even better! White Trash Ron Burgundy's DAD!












Ok, this picture absolutely haunted me. Could this be the photo he submitted for the National Registry of Serial Killers?

His user id suggests that he is "easy on the eyes", but maybe that just means he blindfolds you reeeeeally gently... before feeding your feengerteeps to the wolverines.









There's SO much going on here, I don't even know where to begin. I'm particularly intrigued by the setting. Is this a place of business? I sure the hell hope not. And what happened to his other nipple?













'Scuse me while I whip this out!

Oh, snap - that's his THUMB.











Ok, here's what this guy's pic looked like. So I did him (and you) the courtesy of lightening it up a bit. Stand by...














This gentleman has furnished his underground bunker with 101 Dalmatians sheets.

Girls, this is pretty much the Queen Mother of all Red Flags.















Your turn, guys! We have a luscious crop of ladies today!








Taking the place of the Scrunchie on the "Things You Shouldn't Wear If You're Over A Certain Age" List - ANYTHING WITH THE WORDS "BABY GIRL" ON IT.









And taking the place of Anything with the Words "Baby Girl" on it on the "Things You Shouldn't Wear If You're Over A Certain Age" List -
Fishnet.
















Same gal.

P.S. She's 60.


















Anne here is also 60. I appreciate that she's considerably more modest than Miss Thang up there, but someone needs to tell her that Tweety Bird is also pretty high up on the aforementioned List.












Oh, Honey. No. Just no.















This is officially the WORST dye job I've ever seen.















Notice how close her bangs are to the ceiling.











Oh, Dear God In Heaven, AGAIN with the fishnet!

Ironically, the fishnet is the least objectionable item in this picture.

15 comments:

Cheryl said...

OMG!! These are downright s c a r y.
The guy with the mirrored closet and dalmation sheets gave me the CA-REEPS! Ick ..they're CURTAINS!!!..DOES THAT MEAN HE IS IN HIS CHILD'S ROOM???????????!!!!!!

Fishnet lady(?) # 1 --I thought that was a guy in drag didn't you??

Bezzie said...

Dude, first fishnet is a man!!! Notice the clever angling of the picture or use of bowties to hide the adam's apple.

lkmanitou said...

I <3 WPN Wednesdays :) The 101 Dalmation sheets for mood setting, lol!!

turtlegirl76 said...

Are you sure that's a 60 yr old woman? I swear I can see a 5 o'clock shadow on "her". Ew.

techygeekgirlknits said...

Wow...you have outdone yourself on this weeks "crop".

So...now you have to start fixin' up the guys with the chicks - that could be an f'n riot!

Bob said...

I was going to say the same thing as Bezzie - that first woman with the fishnets is not a woman -couldn't be woman! Could it?

Dan said...

Cheryl is right. Could be a guy in drag. Baby looks like a meth addict. The haunted guy looks cold and clammy. looks like a mortician. The dude buy the computers looks like a Hamm's drinker.
The one you have labeled as Oh, Honey, I have contacted her and I am sending her to St. Louie as a slump buster for a few of my Tigers.

Penny Karma said...

Dang, I thought I could slip a Tranzie past y'all.

I'm glad to see you're paying attention!

Do you think he's 60?

Poops said...

Oh my word. Brenda GOODHEAD.

Didja read the rest of her(his) profile?

Oh. My. Word.

JRS said...

YOU'RE KILLING ME! These just get better and better each week! WPN is now the highlight of my week! Well, that and when the Cards win!

I agree, "woman" #2/3 looks a lot more like a man to me.

In his defense though, the goofy chubby guy with the glasses and goatee is kind of cute. I think I dated him when we were in college...

Sarah said...

Okay, so Brenda Goodhead owns up to the trans thing - what about Baby Girl? She's more masculine than Buffalo Bill kickin it in his cubicle and the rest of the men folk up there.

yeesh.

Ali said...

So glad to see we all caught that woman is a man indeed. Whew! And to think I almost responded to her ad. lol.

Didja get the pictures I emailed to you. There is lots to work with.

DomesticOverlord said...

Pretty sure the guy with only one nipple is shirtless at a LAN party. Or his house is a permanent LAN party. Either way, winner!

Bob said...

Who's your Daddy, BabyGirl?

SiressYorkie said...

"to have fun with men, sex & other kinky things, jo circle me in the center, cum on my pretty face. just a lot of clean fun."

Now THERE'S an exit ramp you just need to pass as fast as you can.

TraniGirl...you aren't my world...

(insert copiously barfing emoticon)