Wednesday, October 04, 2006

WPN Wednesday!

Yeah, I posted early. I just couldn't wait. It's my favorite day of the week, WOOKIN PA NUB WEDNESDAY!

I shouldn't assume that everyone knows what Wookin Pa Nub means. What exactly is Wookin Pa Nub, you ask? It's from an old Saturday Night Live Sketch called "Buh-weet Sings", featuring Young Eddie Murphy as Buckwheat. I tried to find a sound clip for you and I couldn't find one.


HERE's a transcript.

Or here's the definition from

In a nutshell, Wookin Pa Nub means Looking For Love. And that's just what these folks are doing. These are actual profile photos from an actual online dating site, compiled for your amusement.

And I'm feeling particularly generous today.

This guy's username is searchisover. Whatever. I'm pretty sure the search for his neck is still ongoing.

This guy looks like Lando Calrissian's cyborg love child with one of the creatures from the cantina at Mos Isley. And the fact that I just whipped out two Star Wars references in one sentence just totally creeped me out.

I don't think I really need to say anything here.

This guy's a Christian Rocker or something, it appears. He's got 14 pictures on his profile (hence the multi-photo montage), and I had a hard time choosing my favorite, but I just loved the bent-over squat thing in this pic. Like Fabio taking a dump.

And check the rings.

I can't decide whether or not I actually want to know why this guy is sweaty and naked.

Um... hmmmm... yeah.

Oooh, I love a man with a mullet and a Big Gulp! I just hope my cupholder's big enough to accomodate him, knowhatimean?

Hang on, doesn't it look like this pic came from surveilance footage?

And now, the ladies!

MAN HANDS! MAN HANDS! Oh my GOD, what kind of photographer doesn't crop the hell out of that picture??

Ok, I know it's not funny. But it kinda is.

It looks like Miss Thing works for a cellular provider. Um, Honey... 1986 called, ok?

And from what I remember of high school geometry, her eyebrows are isoceles triangles! How clever!

Like I have time to pick this one apart.

When Self-Tanning Lotions Attack!

And I've saved my favorite for last. Doesn't this gal look EXACTLY like a Blue-Footed Booby?
Check it.

(Special thanks to Thomasina for the Bandersnatch photo link)

And here's a little added bonus: a wacky button for your blog! Don't say I never gave ya nuthin!



helen said...

thanks for explainin! i didn't want to be the first to ask what it meant, heh heh.

those pics...sadly, you must sign in to see all of Fabio...sometimes i wanna see more pics to see the fun things you spot, but alas...

Penny Karma said...

Oh, I didn't realize you had to be signed in to the site to see the pics! Guess it makes sense, though. DUH! I'm sorry!!

Lemme see if I can add a couple more of Fabio for you.

whichendisup said...

OMG! I nearly just pee'd myself and DH nearly fell to the floor looking over my shoulder. thanks... I so needed that laugh. =D Jena

Rima said...

Oh I'm cryin'! Oh man. The blue footed booby thing! Okay, I must breathe now. Ah, that's better. I clicked your link at Knitty and I'm so glad I did! BTW, the word of the day according to Blogger is "wqlgget".

Ed said...

One minute you're down, the next you're right back up there.


That's also why I use an avatar.

Bezzie said...

Yup. Blue footed boobie wins hands down. Although Christian Rock Fabio comes DAMN close!

Bob said...

Hey, just wanted to know if those blue footed boobies were real or fake?

Cheesy Knit Wit said...

Blue footed booby...'nuff said!


I must add the WFN button to my blog!

Love Ya PK!

Cheryl said...

Oh dear you are killing me!
If people aren't reading their profiles, they really need too.
One looks like an ax murderer; Mullet man looks like a picture from CHEATERS --he's married and can't live without his wife -- uh huh,too bad we don't know where to send her his profile; Lando Calrissian has pretty eyes, but the shower pouf got stuck on his head; And besides he has a foot fetish; Wonder if Fabio will bring you some of that spray butter stuff; Old sexy slave toy just wishes.

The women... oh my... why would you post pictures like that... maybe the last one and the ax murderer could get together.

Jerry & Maxy said...

You slay me, PK!

The Fluffy Ewe said...

PK, you truely are unce, tice, fee time a maydee. ;)

Do people honestly think these pictures are good? I don't think I could take a picture half a craptastic as the ones you find (save for Christian Fabio)?

Oh and I think you just gave every male that reads your blog a hard on for not one, but TWO, Starwars references in one sentence.

turtlegirl76 said...

Holy Crap! This is the best Wookin' Pa Nub Wednesday yet! Blue Footed Boobie! Oh my! Fat sweaty hairy man - eek! Christian Fabio! Ahhhh!

Sarah said...

Oh dear god.

I Nub it.

Nub it I tell ya!

Blue Footed Booby Woman rocks.

Or not.

Hah hahh ha !

ZantiMissKnit said...

Blue Footed Booby Woman scares the living crap out of me. She belongs in a John Waters film.

Ali said...


"you ain't right" as we like to say here. Plus, we say that with utmost admiration :)

Jessica said...

oh my god! That is too funny. It's like a guilty pleasure. I felt bad laughing but, I had to keep reading! THanks!! LOLOLOL