Omigah Omigah Omigah Omigah!!

Tito peed on the potty not unce, not tice, but FEE TIMES A MADY today! Sorry, I'm in Wookin Pa Nub mode, which is tomorrow.

He went at home, of his own volition (stopped playing trains, shouted "I HAVE TO GO!", then went into the bathroom), and later went at the babysitter's while I was Bellydancing with the Twitterbitches, and finally, during bathtime, he got OUT of the tub and went! Oh frabjous day, callooh, callay!

I'm so excited I could just burst into song, like this guy -






Incidentally, that bad singing just reminded me that I forgot to tell you Alfonso Ribiero was the Grand Champion of Celebrity Duets. I mean, in case you were wondering, as I'm sure you were.

And the Big Wiener Tuesday wieners are Poops and Sarah! They were the only ones who entered, and both were correct. The game that we gave Aldigirl that she already had was Cootie Jitterbug. Nice job.

And now, the next Simple Green Simple Question:

Last spring, when I was approached via email by a total stranger asking me to disclose my bank account information so that some rich widow could name me as her next of kin and transfer me nine million dollars, what did I tell the stranger my name was, and what was my family famous for?


Finally, in honor of my Bloggiversary today - Using a random number generator named Pie, I have randomly selected the big wiener of the Major Award. And the wiener is... BOB! You'll be receiving a Barnes and Noble Gift Card, a lil bitty bottle of Simple Green, a 5x7 photo of Mr. McFeeley, and a Clay Aiken CD! Congratulations!