Just for you, Dan!

And Bob. And Ed. And of course, Michael.
And the other guys who read the mindless crap I write.
And hey, let's not forget the women who prefer women!
Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I was honestly planning to introduce a Female version of this Wookin Pa Nub game, cuz Lord knows there's some freaky chicks out there too. I guess I kind of find it harder to be critical of women because I am one, and I sure as hell ain't perfect. But it didn't take me long to feel a WHOLE lot better about myself.

So feast your eyes, guys!



I think this might be Ally Sheedy's mom. Nope, sorry. That's Ally Sheedy.











Oooooooh! Looks like somebody won a free sitting at Glamour Shots!











Here's a little bit of Useful Female Insight from me to you, guys. When she sends you a picture of herself with horrible lighting, there's a reason, if ya know what I'm sayin' and I think ya do. Be mindful of the girl who only wants to eat dinner by candlelight and walk on moonlit beaches. She could very well be a troll.







THIS is the expression that Stella chick from Beeb's school wears on her face all the time. I don't think the woman in this picture is doing it on purpose, though.










Doesn't this little hottie look like a fun gal? Something about her says All Night Party! Oh wait - it's the fact that she looks like she hasn't slept in a week. And what's up with the half-eyebrow?











Mr. Brady snapped this pic of Alice right before her date with Sam the Butcher.








This may be nit-picking just a bit, but I have issues with Scrunchies worn by anyone over the age of 15.








And who does THIS loser think she is??? Whatever!!!!