Friday, September 15, 2006

Just for you, Dan!

And Bob. And Ed. And of course, Michael.
And the other guys who read the mindless crap I write.
And hey, let's not forget the women who prefer women!
Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I was honestly planning to introduce a Female version of this Wookin Pa Nub game, cuz Lord knows there's some freaky chicks out there too. I guess I kind of find it harder to be critical of women because I am one, and I sure as hell ain't perfect. But it didn't take me long to feel a WHOLE lot better about myself.

So feast your eyes, guys!

I think this might be Ally Sheedy's mom. Nope, sorry. That's Ally Sheedy.

Oooooooh! Looks like somebody won a free sitting at Glamour Shots!

Here's a little bit of Useful Female Insight from me to you, guys. When she sends you a picture of herself with horrible lighting, there's a reason, if ya know what I'm sayin' and I think ya do. Be mindful of the girl who only wants to eat dinner by candlelight and walk on moonlit beaches. She could very well be a troll.

THIS is the expression that Stella chick from Beeb's school wears on her face all the time. I don't think the woman in this picture is doing it on purpose, though.

Doesn't this little hottie look like a fun gal? Something about her says All Night Party! Oh wait - it's the fact that she looks like she hasn't slept in a week. And what's up with the half-eyebrow?

Mr. Brady snapped this pic of Alice right before her date with Sam the Butcher.

This may be nit-picking just a bit, but I have issues with Scrunchies worn by anyone over the age of 15.

And who does THIS loser think she is??? Whatever!!!!


Poops said...

Hey! That last one's a babe! I'd totally switch teams for her! Oh wait...

I personally take issue with a scrunchie worn by anyone IN THE MIDDLE OF THEIR FREAKING FOREHEAD. There. I've said it.

Bezzie said...

Half Eyebrow cropped out the county jail sign and prisoner number she's holding right below her....

And I now that I've rented and watched Stella Dallas--those jokes are so much funnier!

Trillian42 said...

I'm with Poops - that last one's a cutie! ;)

And yeah, I'm not sure which is scarier, the scrunchie, or the ponytail on the forehead...

SiressYorkie said...

Wow, Bachelorette #3 sounds reaaaally sad: "i have no habbits other than sleeping to much. well others apply, but ya know.. i don't venture out of my house much... i don't do things for fun really.. i don't really have a life anymore, thats why i am looking for someone to help create a new life"


Why do I have the feeling that #4 has one of those deep, raspy smokery's voices and starts every sentence with a picture-rattling consumptive cough??

HEEEEeeeeyy...that last chick is HAWT. I'd totally jump her. HUBBA!

Dan said...

Thanks PK, you confirmed what I already knew. I have the best little wife in the world. #3 is sad and scary, I would have these images of being drugged and held hostage like in Misery. Of all the chicks I guess if I had to choose I might just go for that last one. She looks extremely HOT, like she would be lively and have a touch of smart ass in her. I can see the brilliance that she beholds in her karma.