Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Wookin' Pa Nub Wednesday

Is this your favorite recurring theme on BMB?
I gotta tell ya, it's mine.



Donald Trump brought along his personal assistant - Thing from The Addams Family.










"If you don't go out with me, I'll... I'll jump!!! I swear I will!! Why does no one love meeeeeeee????"










Oh, Sweet Jesus.















Hey, look! Satan's little brother put on a toupee and got himself a fake ID!















Ho Ho... Oh, HELL NO.














This is just WEIRD. Perhaps he should hold back on telling us that his last girlfriend left him for dead.










And I didn't forget the ladies!




Check her out, guys! She cooks! She cleans! She knits! She refnishs furnachir! Oh, and she DROOPS.

Please Note: Dorothy was NOT a member of the Sexy Knitters Club. We have much higher standards.











Roberta believes in planning ahead. In fact, she's already begun the process of pre-enbalming herself.











In her own words, Dianne likes to "cuddy" and she's "easy to get alone with".













Some say looooooooove...it is a riverrrrrrrrr...(That's a young Bette Midler reference, if you couldn't tell by my singing)










"I thought I told you never to bother me when I'm reading Danielle Steele... Oh, Pool Boy, it's you! Fetch me another margarita and a Xanax. And be a lamb and rub my corns, won't you?"



More unsavories next week!

14 comments:

OldLadyPenPal said...

looooooooove it is a flower, and youuuuuuuuuu, it's onlyyyyy seeeeeeeed!

Are you in the Happy Hands Club?

Poor Mr. Coma. Well, he may have suffered a closed-head injury, but he knows one thing for sure- NO FACEIAL [sic] hair, none. A man who knows what he wants is sex-ay!

If you HAD to date one, which would would you chose?

Penny Karma said...

If I had to choose, Trump and Thing might be an interesting date. Would it count as a 3-way?

Thing's in the Happy Hands Club, ya know.

Bezzie said...

Oh wow. You get to combine your love of snarking on spelling and crazy people wookin pa nub? Yup. I think Wednesday might be my favorite day too.

Zonda said...

:)! haha! Thanks for the laugh!

Cheryl said...

I love "wookin pa nub" --but I'd admit I am alot easier on the women. I guess because I wouldn't wook pa nub from them.
LOL!! Thanks for the laugh today --I am still cleaning up poo!

helen said...

is it a requirement that you cannot spell in order to list yourself on that site? sheesh!!

mf said...

lol... Too funny! Thanks for making me laugh! I needed too! ;o)

Sarah said...

So the broad in the pink actually listed one of her hobbies as "hicking." Is that a verb now? This is where people get their ideas about Kentucky. sigh.

Cheesy Knit Wit said...

Oh sweet Jesus is right!

Keep up the good work!

Ali said...

Getting caught up on my blog stalking today. As usual you struck gold.

HA-Larry-US Shit!

I sure as hell won't ever post my pic to a website in fear of PK finding it and snarking me into internet-fame-shame. LOL.

Cheryl said...

I've have that damn song stuck in my head for two days now --thank you very much!!

SiressYorkie said...

"1n 1988 sufered a closed head-injury still just getting back into the swing of things.i am more aware an apreicate life a bit more (girlfriend) left me to die in a coma so im a bit weird about things so work with me"

E-FREAKIN-GAD. I'd need a trolley for all his baggage.

That last chick--why do I get the feeling any man who hooked up with her would spent a great deal of time at the dermatologist's office watching her get moles burnt off?? EEWWWWW! *shudder*

Sharpie said...

Ho Ho - Oh HELL NO made me spit my coffee out onto my screen. YOU are TOO funny.

Poops said...

Is it bad that Sweet Jesus made me choke on my coffee? Is it? Am I going right to hell?

Will you save me a seat if you get there first?