Monday, September 11, 2006

Personality Goes A Long Way

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Is That Seriously The Best Picture You Could Find For Your Profile?

These are actual photos that I found on my favorite online dating site. And no, I'm not looking for a date.

A pic of a guy on the floor on all fours, I just... I dunno. Hey, doesn't he kinda look like Victor from Young & the Restless?

Impressive. But weird.

I might expect to see a dude in makeup on the Men Seeking Men (not that there's anything wrong with that) area of the site, but he's looking for a lady. And perhaps, makeup tips. It's fair to say that some men look really hot in makeup - Johnny Depp, for example, or Nick Rhodes circa 1984. I guess I'm most disturbed by the blue eyeshadow on a person (regardless of gender) with brown eyes.

Look at the difference between the color of his face and the color of his hands.

Dude, if your face hasn't seen a camera since Prom Night '78,
you're probably NOT gonna score.

Words fail me.

And I'd like to set this last guy up on a blind date with my ol' pal Spell Check. I'm pretty sure they haven't met.

KLIK HEAR four hiz profyl.

I probably should have linked the rest of the photos to their profiles. Sorry. I'll do that next time.

And in the interest of full disclosure, here's MY personality profile.

My Personality

Openness To Experience
Test Yourself Compare Yourself View Full Report

Bebo, MySpace Codes and MySpace Layouts by Pulseware Survey Software

Apparently I'm neurotic and disagreeable, and I LOVE to tell other people about it.

That's me in a nutshell, pretty much.


OldLadyPenPal said...

See, I enjoy a good cudel at home. But I onley enjoy krummy wallks in teh park, so I guess he's not for me.

And where did you find that picture of JungleJim in his suit??

Bezzie said...

Hand down my favorite is floor cleaner...hey, a man that cleans? I might go for that!

Sarah said...

I'm afraid that isn't cleaning. That's using the good towels to mop up some mystery stain next to his bed. yick

Bob said...

I can't decide what's more fun...chatting with the Wally World customer service folk or browsing silly dating pics. :)

Batty said...

You may be neurotic and disabreeable, but we love ya anyway!