Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Ladies, I do the research so you don't have to.

No need to thank me.

Since we all had such fun last time, I thought I'd post a few more actual profile photos from an actual online dating site.

Check out the bulge on this guy.

Dude, naked pictures come MUCH later in the relationship. Maybe even, like, never.

What girl wouldn't love to bring this charming gentleman home to meet her parents?

Dude. "Mug Shot" and "Chick Magnet" are sooooooooooooooo far from synonymous, at least in my book.

I sure hope he's going for the obvious cock joke here and not simply posing for a photo with a rooster just for the sake of it.


Bezzie said...

Oh my god! Mr. Bulge is 60 (yes, I clicked) Dude, gitcher self a new photo!

That's my biggest obit pet peeve too. LIke what, your camera stopped working in 1940? Geeze.

Cheryl said...

This is absolutely hysterically funny. What MORONS!!!!

Ducktastic said...

Oh. My. God.

I can't think of anything better to say. That's just... beyond all comprehension.

OldLadyPenPal said...

oooh jailbird wants a pationate [sic] partner!
am i the only one who is disappointed to learn that guys don't come out of the county pokey more erudite? don't men learn a lot about passion in the big house? one would think those would go hand in hand!

SiressYorkie said...

That first guy is a UFO-ologist, self-proclaimed. That means your romatic evenings would be filled with scanning the skies for flashing lights and notating their positions in the Official UFO Spiral Notebook (with a picture of Ziggy on the front).

How much you wanna bet this guys smells of cheese and lysol?


Oh, thank the lord I'm married.

turtlegirl76 said...

Heh, those pics are fab. I'll have to wait until I get home to click the links. It seems there's much entertainment to be had.

As for BB - I'm glad Boogie won over Erica. And I'm ecstatic that Janelle won the viewers jury choice prize.

Ann said...

Ewww. Yuck. Yuck again. Yikes. Yuck. Gawd, I too and glad I'm married and out of the running for those guys.

Ali said...

PK, you rock the net!

Love, Ali