What'd I Do Today?
FUGGABLOGGIN!
If you haven't been following this, you're really missing out.
What began a few years ago as a Knitting Blog has devolved into something far more sinister.
"She was a lovely girl, prone to frequent fits of tornadic creativity..."
Because It's *MY* Brilliance, not yours.
-- PENNY KARMA --
SUBURBAN LEGEND
- Penny Karma, aka the F-Bomb Mom
- Hey there, I'm Sarah! Part-Time Stay-At-Home Mom, Full- Time Evil Genius. Matriarch of the World-Famous Ape Squad (Beebie, Ry the Pie, and Tito).
Mainly, I write about my knitting and the things that interrupt it - kids, depression, poop, and my everyday struggle to survive in the oppressive wasteland of Suburbia.
I'm not here to blow sunshine up anybody's ass. We're not gonna sit around holding hands and singing Kum Ba Muthahfuggin Yah.
**Check out the new audio clip on my profile. NSFW, of course.**
You've Been Warned.
Rated R For Language and Nudity. Just kidding about the nudity. Maybe.
I'm Not Kidding.
Seriously, if the F-word offends you, you should probably get the f*ck out now, because I can get pretty f*ckin pissed off sometimes. There are days when it f*ckin rains F-bombs in this muthahfuggah.
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2 comments:
how did I miss that? I thought I was a somewhat loyal reader... what the fug??
Those pictures of you wearing that thing to AB cracked me up! What kind of looks did you get from everyone on the tour?! Now you just need to take it up to the top of the Arch.
If I figure out a pattern for John Taylor legwarmers (what a great idea!) I'll send you the pattern. And I know you said John is yours, but I'm willing to share him with anyone *except* my sister! And the next time you're in Knitorious and you see some crazy woman piling up on the yarn and humming "Notorious," you'll know it's me.
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