Thursday, May 11, 2006

"Well, frankly, Ward, I'm a Little Worried About... You-Know-Who..."


And frankly, Fuggiphiles, I'm a little worried about anyone willing to shell out this kind of cash for Sheared Beav. For the non-knittyheads, those lovely purple garments are knitted out of Beaver Fur. I wish I were kidding.

Friends, if you've got an extra $720 laying around and you want to see sheared beavers, invest in some top-quality porn and leave the Endangered Purple Beavers alone.

4 comments:

jackt said...

The capes also bestow magical powers. As soon as you don one you are suddenly able to cut down trees with your teeth.

turtlegirl76 said...

I don't know what's worse. The fact that they sheared a beaver and made a weird looking jacket sweater shrug thing, or that they sheared a beaver, dyed the fur a strange shade of purple (puse?) and then made a weird looking jacket sweater shrug thing.

Bezzie said...

Just when you thought fur couldn't get any uglier.

Jennifer said...

Ewwwww.... on so many levels.