Who says I can't Multitask?
The following serves as my entry for both the ABC Along and Self Portrait Tuesday.
H is for HOLLAH!
And for my self-portait, here's a pic of me givin' a shout out to my Peeps.
I haven't done Self Portrait Tuesday in a while, so I don't even know if I'm still playing, but there ya go.
And I suppose this picture could also count in the ABC Along as I is for INDESCRIBABLY INSANE IDIOT.
And now, More stuff I Don't Understand.
Why is Yakoff Smirnov still doing a show?
Did anybody else like Star Jones better fat?
Why do our fingernails grow faster than our toenails?
Why aren't we supposed to Mess With Texas? Or else what? What's Texas gonna do to me?
What are Pork Butts? Wouldn't calling them Pig Butts make more sense, if that's what they are? It really doesn't sound any less appetizing, does it?
15 comments:
Nope, no pig butts, no pork butts. Doesn't sound good either way!
OMG!! I love the pic. And YES I did like Star Jones better fat. And yes toe nails take like twice as long to grow - I know this for certain because of my kids.
Pork Butts - Its just funny to say.
I can actually answer one of those!
Pork butts aren't actually butts! It's the shoulder! Apparently, when you butcher a pig, the shoulder has two parts - the shank end and the butt end. (Thank you, Alton Brown!) So, now you know you can safely eat pork butt without thinking you are eating, you know, pork BUTT.
Trillian, that was darned informative, and my husband will be so relieved. If I decide to tell him. I may let him go on thinking that's Ass of Swine in the crockpot.
Ok, no lie, my verifcation word is "oionfk." Sounds like a cussin' pork butt!
heh. I liked Starr Jones better fat too.
Skinny Star looks like a Black Tori Spelling.
And they can't mock Star on SNL as well now that she's skinny. "I'm a lawyah!"
Give me a couple of months and you won't want to mess with my new state (aw hell, who am I kidding, those Texans are all large state wannabes! Alaska girls kick ass!)
When I think of Yakov Smirnov I always think of the Simpsons episode where they go to branson and see the review of stars you thought were dead. "In comunist Russia, review watches yooooooooou!"
I love your picture. I think it may end up being my new desktop image.
Why is Yakoff Smirnov still doing a show? Because the same people who watch Matlock are attending the shows.
Did anybody else like Star Jones better fat? yes, I did.
Why do our fingernails grow faster than our toenails? because shoes aren't rubbing on them
Why aren't we supposed to Mess With Texas? Or else what? What's Texas gonna do to me? Because everything is bigger and better there. Remember the Alamo !! (didn't they lose there???)
What are Pork Butts? Wouldn't calling them Pig Butts make more sense, if that's what they are? It really doesn't sound any less appetizing, does it? It's better than Pork Breasts if you ask me!!
and I LOVE THE SHOUTOUT TO YOUR PEEPS!!!!
You are too funny! I swear on my best fitting underwear that my Buddy and I were just talking about fat v skinny Star Jones yesterday.
My toenails grow really fast. Now I feel like a freak. Thanks.
Hey, at least your peeps won't talk back to ya! ;)
Hehe! I don't much like Star Jones, even less that she is skinny with that big ole head on that body..ick!
Pork Butts, Thanks Trillian..hehe
thats all I have to say!!
You know is it just me or the word verifications are getting like 11 letters long???
Pork Butts are actually pork shoulders. I mean...what the hell is up with that??
But isn't there an entire separate cur of meat known as Pork Shoulder?
KnowKnowKnowKnowKnow
KNOW YOUR CUTS OF MEAT!!!!
Star Jones sucks either way. And, for the record, my 4th toenail grows faster than the others, and faster than my fingernails too. Now you know.
I know someone with a t-shit with a peep, that says "where's my peeps?" Har Har Har! I think I remember an urban myth that David Crosby (yeah, CSNY), on some drug induced, drunken car chase, got arrested in Texas, and coin the phrase. I wanna say he ran from the law from FL all the way to TX.
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