I spoil my friends.
What began a few years ago as a Knitting Blog has devolved into something far more sinister.
"She was a lovely girl, prone to frequent fits of tornadic creativity..."
Because It's *MY* Brilliance, not yours.
-- PENNY KARMA --
SUBURBAN LEGEND
- Penny Karma, aka the F-Bomb Mom
- Hey there, I'm Sarah! Part-Time Stay-At-Home Mom, Full- Time Evil Genius. Matriarch of the World-Famous Ape Squad (Beebie, Ry the Pie, and Tito).
Mainly, I write about my knitting and the things that interrupt it - kids, depression, poop, and my everyday struggle to survive in the oppressive wasteland of Suburbia.
I'm not here to blow sunshine up anybody's ass. We're not gonna sit around holding hands and singing Kum Ba Muthahfuggin Yah.
**Check out the new audio clip on my profile. NSFW, of course.**
You've Been Warned.
Rated R For Language and Nudity. Just kidding about the nudity. Maybe.
I'm Not Kidding.
Seriously, if the F-word offends you, you should probably get the f*ck out now, because I can get pretty f*ckin pissed off sometimes. There are days when it f*ckin rains F-bombs in this muthahfuggah.
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11 comments:
I must concur, Penny Karma spoils her friends.
Thank you again for the awesome sheets, and a wonderful day.
Speed Racer
I'm still waiting for my Sean Connery sheets, you tease.
Hehehhe...my word verification is "comess". Isnt't that sort of what you had on your sheets that one day, when you told Beeb you'd just blown you nose on them??
Ba-doom-doom. I am on FIRE tonight!!
Yorkie is En Fuego, per siempre.
Great glasses! (Yours, obviously!)
So wait... That's NOT smoke coming out the back of the Mach 5????
EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW
So glad you didn't go with the Oil Slick...
There was some uncertainty if the oil slick would have been funnier.
Speed Racer
Would have been ickier, for sure.
woohoo - I snuck an Indigo Girls reference by PK :)
That should be good for a prize! I'm thinking a free pass on a question during the Star Wars Trivial Pursuit game....
Gittin nervous??
Oh, if only they made an Indigo Girls Trivial Pursuit.
Nervous? not at all. Just trying to help you have an excuse for why you lost.
Speed Racer
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