What began a few years ago as a Knitting Blog has devolved into something far more sinister.
"She was a lovely girl, prone to frequent fits of tornadic creativity..."
Because It's *MY* Brilliance, not yours.
-- PENNY KARMA --
SUBURBAN LEGEND
- Penny Karma, aka the F-Bomb Mom
- Hey there, I'm Sarah! Part-Time Stay-At-Home Mom, Full- Time Evil Genius. Matriarch of the World-Famous Ape Squad (Beebie, Ry the Pie, and Tito).
Mainly, I write about my knitting and the things that interrupt it - kids, depression, poop, and my everyday struggle to survive in the oppressive wasteland of Suburbia.
I'm not here to blow sunshine up anybody's ass. We're not gonna sit around holding hands and singing Kum Ba Muthahfuggin Yah.
**Check out the new audio clip on my profile. NSFW, of course.**
You've Been Warned.
Rated R For Language and Nudity. Just kidding about the nudity. Maybe.
I'm Not Kidding.
Seriously, if the F-word offends you, you should probably get the f*ck out now, because I can get pretty f*ckin pissed off sometimes. There are days when it f*ckin rains F-bombs in this muthahfuggah.
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5 comments:
I have GOT to figure out how to anchor my video camera to my dash and pull a PK like this.
PK, indulge in a bit of Mother's Finest, specifically "Baby Love"...I recently discovered them, even though they've been round since before Jesus left Chicago. I can see you rocking hard to them.
It's just a cell phone camera. I'm holding it with one hand and driving with the other hand. Bear that in mind and you can see, for a couple of brief moments, I actually am driving with no hands through the mean streets of downtown Suburbia.
SCHNELL is my middle name.
Okay, 2 things:
1) You ROCK those white shades! Not a look just *anyone* can pull off.
2) Your cell videos make life worth living. Seriously. They're great.
The white glasses are really more badass than they look. They have skulls on the sides.
You should be in the Odesexxy when she's driving...
That's all I'm saying.
Well, that and the fact that I will confirm that the white shades rock even more in person with the way cool skulls and all.
Speedracer
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