Kindergarten Kink?
When Tito told me he had S&M for homework, I about crapped my pants. Who knew they give S&M for homework in Kindergarten???
I love this school district.
Of course, if I were a Kindergarten teacher, you KNOW I'd totally have sent this combination of letters home on purpose, just to see if anybody was paying attention.
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I wonder if it even occurred to the teacher. Probably not.
My youngest is at her first day of preschool right now. It's so bizarre to be home alone! I almost feel like I'm ditching class or something.
You know, you've got to wonder if the teacher doesn't get a little private giggle out of that...
Nel-Bomb had S&M last week too. Travis and I were very "into" his homework...
You'll know something is up if B and D are sent home next...
I suppose it could be viewed as M/s, too, but that's really not my thing.
I would send T & A next. Tee hee!
T & A - that's brilliant!
Ok, if they skip 7 and 8 when they're doing numbers, you'll truly know something's up.
You reckon F-Bomb testing is next?
My husband said, "Just wait till next week, when he brings home F and U!" It was really funny, until I came here and saw that other people had come up with funnier ones. Oh well.
Tito's a bit young to be having booty calls, isn't he??
*snrk*
Although, I sooo double dog dare you to have Reverend Aldi ask Tito what he's learnt so far in Kindergarten.
"SO Tito, my boy...what've you been doing in school?"
"S&M!"
Man, I think I could hear your screams of laughter from across the Atlantic.
Bwahahahaha! OMG, this is so funny! And so evil! Yorkie is so right... can you imagine the priest or some other respectable adult asking what he learned?
Oh, I think I need to breathe into a paper bag, I'm laughing so hard, I'm almost hyperventilating!
S&M, B&D, T&A, FU. All good. My contribution: KY.
They gotta learn their letters sometime...
Also, just for the record, google "Kindergarten Kink" and your blog shows up FIRST.
Gotta fuckin' love it.
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