Saturday, August 30, 2008

Kindergarten Kink?

When Tito told me he had S&M for homework, I about crapped my pants. Who knew they give S&M for homework in Kindergarten???



I love this school district.

Of course, if I were a Kindergarten teacher, you KNOW I'd totally have sent this combination of letters home on purpose, just to see if anybody was paying attention.

14 comments:

Kashmir Knitter said...

I wonder if it even occurred to the teacher. Probably not.

My youngest is at her first day of preschool right now. It's so bizarre to be home alone! I almost feel like I'm ditching class or something.

Trillian42 said...

You know, you've got to wonder if the teacher doesn't get a little private giggle out of that...

Ferris Family said...

Nel-Bomb had S&M last week too. Travis and I were very "into" his homework...

Kevin C said...

You'll know something is up if B and D are sent home next...

Penny Karma said...

I suppose it could be viewed as M/s, too, but that's really not my thing.

DancesInGarden said...

I would send T & A next. Tee hee!

Penny Karma said...

T & A - that's brilliant!

Bezzie said...

Ok, if they skip 7 and 8 when they're doing numbers, you'll truly know something's up.

Evil Baritone said...

You reckon F-Bomb testing is next?

Skye said...

My husband said, "Just wait till next week, when he brings home F and U!" It was really funny, until I came here and saw that other people had come up with funnier ones. Oh well.

SiressYorkie said...

Tito's a bit young to be having booty calls, isn't he??

*snrk*

SiressYorkie said...

Although, I sooo double dog dare you to have Reverend Aldi ask Tito what he's learnt so far in Kindergarten.

"SO Tito, my boy...what've you been doing in school?"

"S&M!"

Man, I think I could hear your screams of laughter from across the Atlantic.

Batty said...

Bwahahahaha! OMG, this is so funny! And so evil! Yorkie is so right... can you imagine the priest or some other respectable adult asking what he learned?

Oh, I think I need to breathe into a paper bag, I'm laughing so hard, I'm almost hyperventilating!

Rip said...

S&M, B&D, T&A, FU. All good. My contribution: KY.

They gotta learn their letters sometime...

Also, just for the record, google "Kindergarten Kink" and your blog shows up FIRST.

Gotta fuckin' love it.