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Friday, August 22, 2008

Fart Jokes? Funny. Babies Laughing? Funny. Babies Laughing at Farts?
OFF THE FUCKIN HOOK.

Thus Spake Penny Karma, aka the F-Bomb Mom at 12:33 PM  

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