It's almost enough to make me want to learn crochet.
The Anticraft Rules.
But personally, I would have added FunFur. Cuz I'm all about realism.
Friday, April 13, 2007
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8 comments:
OMG! ROFL! Fun Fur indeed... ^_^
I believe that the pattern does give the option of using funfur. :D
But what kind of yarn would you knit it out of? Alpaca maybe? And I really don't want to know what it's being used for.
I'm glad for the bubbles underneath that spell out "p e n i s" because otherwise, I wouldn't'a known what that was!
Is it a doggy chew toy?
Popped over from Cora's blog.
LOL @ reality.
:o)
I want a crocheted Penny Karma Doll. Do you think Anticraft could come up with one of those? I'd dress her up in way cool outfits and install a string-activated voice box that would spout out Karma Quotes, like...
"Not without my power panties, I don't!"
"Hey! Asshat! Yeah, YOU, dickweed! That was MY parking spot! Whyncha get a shave and a job?"
"Piss off, I'm knitting."
And other equally droll yet unique Karma Statements. Can I have one? Please? PLEEEEEEEEZE!?
No, not alpaca. You wouldn't want it to felt! :D
To Fun Fur or not to Fun Fur: there *is* such a thing as Nair. Or Nads. Do you think any guy has ever used Nads on his Nads?
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