A Hijacked Meme (kinda)

Nobody ever tags me for these things, which begs the question - is anybody reading this? Would it kill ya to leave a lil feedback every now and then? So I borrowed it from one of My Favorite Blogs and added a little extra to it. Cuz it's all about Me, in case you hadn't heard.

Four Jobs You Have Had In Your Life:

1. Aveda "Lifestyle Educator"
2. Gap Accessories Expert
3. Y2K Compliance Project Manager
4. Victoria's Secret Bra Fitter (jealous??)

Four Movies You Could Watch Over and Over:

1. Raising Arizona
2. Godfather (1 and 2)
3. Goodfellas
4. Napoleon Dynamite, Gosh!

Four Places You Have Lived:

1. Kirkwood, MO
2. A sorority house in Columbia, MO
3. San Antonio, TX
4. Ballwin, MO

Four TV Shows You Love To Watch:

1. The Office
2. My Name is Earl
3. Arrested Development
4. Survivor (and pretty much all reality shows. Love 'em. Schadenfreude. Look it up.)

Four Places You Have Been On Vacation:

1. Longboat Key, FL
2. Petoskey, MI
3. Rockport, TX
4. Steubenville, OH (jealous??)

Four Websites You Visit Daily:

1. Yahoo.com
2. Knitty.com
3. Ebay.com
4. Hugethrobbingcox.com (just kidding)

Four Of Your Favorite Foods:

1. Werther's Chewy Caramels
2. Shakespeare's Pizza (Columbia, MO)
3. Leftover Shakespeare's Pizza
4. The Jumbo Popcorn Chicken Salad from Sonic

Four Places You Would Rather Be Right Now:

1. A beach
2. A cabin in the mountains
3. A massage table
4. A cafe within walking distance of the Eiffel Tower

And now, the categories I added for My Own Amusement -

Four A-holes On Whom I Wish Evil To Rain Daily:
1. M. D.
2. P. M. (and the whole M. family)
3. E. Z.
4. This space available for rent.

Four People Who Shouldn't Be Bosses of Other People:

1. Cathy P. from NML
2. Kerry L. from Aveda
3. Karen J. from Aon
4. Me. I'm too nice and I can't delegate for shit. Whoever just whispered "control freak" can just shut the hell up.

Four Little Quirks I Have:

1. I never take the top newpaper in the pile.
2. I always wear socks to bed.
3. If one of my shoes comes untied, I'll untie the other one and re-tie it too.
4. I get kinda panicky driving over bridges.

Four Actors With Whom I'd Do a Nude Love Scene:

1. Johnny Depp
2. Zach Braff
3. George Clooney
4. Drew Carey (cuz I'd look really skinny)

Four Things I'd Like to Do Before I Die:

1. Walk across the Syndey Harbor Bridge
2. Knit a sweater
3. Write my autobiography
4. Tell Cathy P. of NML that she is the absolute meanest person I've ever met

Four Things I'd Do With A Million Dollars:

1. Build a funky retro-style house with a Conversation Pit in it
2. Buy a minivan
3. Buy this purse
4. Give a whole bunch of it to United Way

Four Things I Probably Should Do That I Don't Do:

1. Floss Regularly
2. Work Out
3. Laundry
4. Sleep

Four Things I Probably Shouldn't Do That I Do:

1. Relentlessly Mock the Idiots I Encounter Every Day
2. Eat Werther's Chewy Caramels Until My Jaw Hurts
3. Buy Yarn
4. Buy More Yarn

Four Things I Couldn't Live Without:

1. My George Foreman Grill
2. Internet Access
3. A Toothbrush
4. It's a tie between Yarn and Werther's Chewy Caramels. Maybe I could roll some Werther's Chewy Caramels really skinny and knit myself an edible scarf. Nah, that'd take too long. Never mind.

Four Of My Pet Peeves:

1. People who bitch about everything that's wrong with their lives and claim to be unable to do anything about it
2. People who say "nookyalar" instead of Nuclear
3. People who say "supposably" instead of Supposedly
4. People who think I'm a snob for correcting someone's pronunciation, grammar or spelling (Jeez, sorry I want to preserve the purity of the English Language)

Who's it All About?

1. Me
2. Moi
3. Yo
4. Me