Surprise! No Poop!
I'm discovering a very clear connection between how I am awakened in the morning and how the rest of my day goes.
This morning, thankfully, was not Poop-related. It was,
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHM!
WE'RE ALL OUT OF SPOONS!!
We're not really out of spoons, we're just out of clean spoons. The kids have been on a cereal kick recently and, unfortunately, nobody's been on a Doing The Dishes kick. Least of all, me.
Tomorrow, I'll let you know how the rest of my day went. I'm thinking of buying a Powerball Ticket.
And how appropriate is this??
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10 comments:
Whether it's kids with poop-related needs, or a gassy man, there's really no good way to be woken up. *I had to delete my previous attempt becuase I can't type for crap.
Oh, I'm glad that was you - I was afraid ED was comin' after me next!!
"Next to OldLadyPenPal, I like Penny Karma best. I bet she bazzies her kip with a cuppa!" -Ed
That's so typical! Wash your own spoons, let your mama sleep!
BAZZIE= A major bee in your bonnet. And I dont't think all americans are dumb just the sorry gits on the google video clips.
You know, your comment section sometimes is as entertaining as your blog. Really, nothing can touch the blog, but still, the comments is like watching a tennis game between McEnroe and Belushi.
Ok, that is the best compliment ever.
You so deserve it.
it's always a good day with no poop
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