OH, NO HE DIH-INT.
Moments ago, Tito walked into the room, tossed a clean diaper onto the floor, laid down beside it and said,
"Mommy, change my poop.
I GOT STUFF TO DO."
Tuesday, July 18, 2006
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What began a few years ago as a Knitting Blog has devolved into something far more sinister.
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14 comments:
Ah, the things kids say. =)
Oh my gourds... That is hi-larious. My mom said I used to do the same thing to her. Lol
from the mouths of babes...........
HA! a little man in the making! :)
Uh? GIRL! I would have given Tito the Joe Jackson treatment fo' sho with that attitude. LOL! Don't the baby psychiatrist say that when they get like that it's time to potty train them? *shrug* This coming from a Cat Lady. LOL!
Hey, today's kids have places to go, people to see. Next thing you know, he's going to want his own Blackberry to keep up with his peeps!
I am thinking that he needs to start using the potty.... lol!!
Sounds like it might be time to discover the wonders of the potty!
The comedy in the statement has several dimensions:
First, of all, he said it in a baby gangsta voice that reminded me of that little kid on the old school SnoopDoggyDogg Doggystyle CD who says "I'm gonna be a muthahfuggin hustlah..." I totally expected "WHOOP that trick!" as the next phrase to flow out of his mouth.
He doesn't seem to grasp the fact that if he would drag his scrawny lil ass to the potty, he could pretty much set his own schedule. I need to reinforce the "independence factor". I know.
Tito rules!
Are you writing this stuff down? I think a future girlfriend would enjoy these anecdotes.
Boy the Y chromosome starts working real early doesn't it???
I still thinkwhen my son grows up and is 40 years old, he'll come out of the john and have to go and get a mini reeses cup for taking a dump.
I was able to hold in my laughter on your blog until this post. FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!
That sounds sooo much like my daughter. I'll ask her if she wants to go potty, and she's all "No, Mommy. I'll poot on the couch. In my diaper."
Then she'll come to me and say, "Poot in toilet, mama." Which means, "Take my diaper off and put the poot in the toilet."
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