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The Penny Karma Quiz
What began a few years ago as a Knitting Blog has devolved into something far more sinister.
"She was a lovely girl, prone to frequent fits of tornadic creativity..."
Because It's *MY* Brilliance, not yours.
-- PENNY KARMA --
SUBURBAN LEGEND
- Penny Karma, aka the F-Bomb Mom
- Hey there, I'm Sarah! Part-Time Stay-At-Home Mom, Full- Time Evil Genius. Matriarch of the World-Famous Ape Squad (Beebie, Ry the Pie, and Tito).
Mainly, I write about my knitting and the things that interrupt it - kids, depression, poop, and my everyday struggle to survive in the oppressive wasteland of Suburbia.
I'm not here to blow sunshine up anybody's ass. We're not gonna sit around holding hands and singing Kum Ba Muthahfuggin Yah.
**Check out the new audio clip on my profile. NSFW, of course.**
You've Been Warned.
Rated R For Language and Nudity. Just kidding about the nudity. Maybe.
I'm Not Kidding.
Seriously, if the F-word offends you, you should probably get the f*ck out now, because I can get pretty f*ckin pissed off sometimes. There are days when it f*ckin rains F-bombs in this muthahfuggah.
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5 comments:
Damn I suck!!!! 50%? Geeze. Why oh why can I remember what to feed a half-dead bloated fish but not what you SIL's mom's name is????
Cool site!
Like Bezzie, I remembered the fish bit! That's one of those random facts that will stay lodged in my mind for a long time, and may be useful if I ever own a goldfish again.
Your MIL's name wasn't something I really knew, but I remember "the Aldis" because that whole bit about them cracked me up!
Me too, Bezzie. I got a 50% but got the damned bloated fish question right.
Take that bi-atches! I got 100%!
Wait, I'm not sure I should be proud of that...
Teacher's Pet!
Teacher's Pet!
Something something that
rhymes with Pet!
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