Guaranteed to Suck the Fun Right Out of Your Super Bowl Extravaganza!

So I'm minding my own business, perusing the Grocery Store ads in the Sunday Paper for Super Bowl Specials, and I find THIS winner, who appears to be more of a "short bus" kind of Special.







I wish I were kidding.

I'm stunned to see it, actually, because this was in the Pre-Super Bowl Sunday Paper last year too. Stunned that enough people didn't complain to Shop N' Save.

Grandpa Jim, could you not come up with a less icky name for your Award-Winning Recipe? I mean, dude... if the word Wiener absolutely HAS to appear in the title, please DON'T put a Verb next to it. OK? We don't need to know what a Wiener does. We don't need any Disturbing Visuals. God knows I have enough trouble sleeping as it is.

*** If you reeeeeeeeeeeally want to know how to make Grandpa Jim's Wiener Wink... I mean, WINKS, lemme know and I'll email you the recipe. And then I'll punch you in the head.