What began a few years ago as a Knitting Blog has devolved into something far more sinister. "She was a lovely girl, prone to frequent fits of tornadic creativity..."
I just check shipping status for your package. I lied. Maybe FedEx won't be there today. Their site tells me they won't be there till tomorrow. But there is a package. And it's on its way to you, right now! Email me when you get it. I have specific tips that will keep the experience from being crappy. I'd give them to you now, but it'd give up the surprise.
Hey there, I'm Sarah! Part-Time Stay-At-Home Mom, Full- Time Evil Genius. Matriarch of the World-Famous Ape Squad (Beebie, Ry the Pie, and Tito).
Mainly, I write about my knitting and the things that interrupt it - kids, depression, poop, and my everyday struggle to survive in the oppressive wasteland of Suburbia.
I'm not here to blow sunshine up anybody's ass. We're not gonna sit around holding hands and singing Kum Ba Muthahfuggin Yah.
**Check out the new audio clip on my profile. NSFW, of course.**
Rated R For Language and Nudity. Just kidding about the nudity. Maybe.
I'm Not Kidding.
Seriously, if the F-word offends you, you should probably get the f*ck out now, because I can get pretty f*ckin pissed off sometimes. There are days when it f*ckin rains F-bombs in this muthahfuggah.
4 comments:
Awwwwwwwww.....
ditto on the awwwww! What a bunch of cuties! Bet it was a quiet ride huh!
Awww, they're so cute when they're sleeping.
I just check shipping status for your package. I lied. Maybe FedEx won't be there today. Their site tells me they won't be there till tomorrow. But there is a package. And it's on its way to you, right now! Email me when you get it. I have specific tips that will keep the experience from being crappy. I'd give them to you now, but it'd give up the surprise.
I need help keeping the General Experience of Living my Life from Being Crappy. Got any tips for that?
I've already tried the "start drinking heavily" one.
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