I'm so screwed...
when Sitemeter shows a hit from Pearly Gates, Heaven.
What began a few years ago as a Knitting Blog has devolved into something far more sinister.
"She was a lovely girl, prone to frequent fits of tornadic creativity..."
Because It's *MY* Brilliance, not yours.
-- PENNY KARMA --
SUBURBAN LEGEND
- Penny Karma, aka the F-Bomb Mom
- Hey there, I'm Sarah! Part-Time Stay-At-Home Mom, Full- Time Evil Genius. Matriarch of the World-Famous Ape Squad (Beebie, Ry the Pie, and Tito).
Mainly, I write about my knitting and the things that interrupt it - kids, depression, poop, and my everyday struggle to survive in the oppressive wasteland of Suburbia.
I'm not here to blow sunshine up anybody's ass. We're not gonna sit around holding hands and singing Kum Ba Muthahfuggin Yah.
**Check out the new audio clip on my profile. NSFW, of course.**
You've Been Warned.
Rated R For Language and Nudity. Just kidding about the nudity. Maybe.
I'm Not Kidding.
Seriously, if the F-word offends you, you should probably get the f*ck out now, because I can get pretty f*ckin pissed off sometimes. There are days when it f*ckin rains F-bombs in this muthahfuggah.
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I ROCK, BITCHES!
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4 comments:
Oh, please. If anything, this blog MAKES you a shoo-in, for comic relief if nothing else!
And if not, well, I'll save the seat next to me in Hell. :D
I just saw that in the free paper and was about to see if I could find an online version to post!
Odd that I thought of you first when I saw it, though...
Don't worry - I'll save you a seat in Hell.
I wouldn't worry about winding up in Hell...they may not like the competition.
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