What began a few years ago as a Knitting Blog has devolved into something far more sinister.
"She was a lovely girl, prone to frequent fits of tornadic creativity..."
Because It's *MY* Brilliance, not yours.
-- PENNY KARMA --
SUBURBAN LEGEND
- Penny Karma, aka the F-Bomb Mom
- Hey there, I'm Sarah! Part-Time Stay-At-Home Mom, Full- Time Evil Genius. Matriarch of the World-Famous Ape Squad (Beebie, Ry the Pie, and Tito).
Mainly, I write about my knitting and the things that interrupt it - kids, depression, poop, and my everyday struggle to survive in the oppressive wasteland of Suburbia.
I'm not here to blow sunshine up anybody's ass. We're not gonna sit around holding hands and singing Kum Ba Muthahfuggin Yah.
**Check out the new audio clip on my profile. NSFW, of course.**
You've Been Warned.
Rated R For Language and Nudity. Just kidding about the nudity. Maybe.
I'm Not Kidding.
Seriously, if the F-word offends you, you should probably get the f*ck out now, because I can get pretty f*ckin pissed off sometimes. There are days when it f*ckin rains F-bombs in this muthahfuggah.
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5 comments:
Wilber's Sweet Balls (after Hardees founder, Wilber Hardee)
Made to Scratch Balls (after their famous Made from Scratch biscuits from when I was a teeny person)
only have a minute between meetings and I'm not good under pressure.
hopefully you are feeling better!! I'm sure Buffy is.
Dude, Anonymous totally missed the mark! Sweet Hardee Balls! It's all there!
I'd kinda prefer them a little salty. My that's just me.
I'm reminded of an SNL sketch...
I could ask just how PK plans to make the balls salty, but that would just be rude.
verification word? motzind - pretty close to matzo if you think about it... and I do love me some matzo ball soup!
I sooo thought that link was going to a porn site! Like guesshermuff.com
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