This Week's Spelling Words Include
Bulged and Jostled.
(insert Beavis and Butthead laugh)
What began a few years ago as a Knitting Blog has devolved into something far more sinister.
"She was a lovely girl, prone to frequent fits of tornadic creativity..."
Because It's *MY* Brilliance, not yours.
-- PENNY KARMA --
SUBURBAN LEGEND
- Penny Karma, aka the F-Bomb Mom
- Hey there, I'm Sarah! Part-Time Stay-At-Home Mom, Full- Time Evil Genius. Matriarch of the World-Famous Ape Squad (Beebie, Ry the Pie, and Tito).
Mainly, I write about my knitting and the things that interrupt it - kids, depression, poop, and my everyday struggle to survive in the oppressive wasteland of Suburbia.
I'm not here to blow sunshine up anybody's ass. We're not gonna sit around holding hands and singing Kum Ba Muthahfuggin Yah.
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You've Been Warned.
Rated R For Language and Nudity. Just kidding about the nudity. Maybe.
I'm Not Kidding.
Seriously, if the F-word offends you, you should probably get the f*ck out now, because I can get pretty f*ckin pissed off sometimes. There are days when it f*ckin rains F-bombs in this muthahfuggah.
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4 comments:
Used in a sentence:
"I was jostled senseless as I waded through the crowded bar, trying to get closer to the stunning and radiant beauty I had seen from across the room, only to be betrayed by my libido, which bulged conspicuously."
I think you would seriously like the British "adult comic", VIZ. Go look up Finbarr Saunders on wikipedia for an example of the characters featured. My own personal favourite is Terry Fuckwitt.
When she jostled I buldged.
And THAT's why I love Anti-Stella.
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