What began a few years ago as a Knitting Blog has devolved into something far more sinister. "She was a lovely girl, prone to frequent fits of tornadic creativity..."
You don't even KNOW how long I've wanted to get myself one of those long-handled Sign-Letter-Changer Appafuckinrati. (I think Appafuckinratus is a First Declension noun - I declined it as such.)
How many times have I wanted to stealthily change the word LIVE into EVIL? Especially when "Live" comes before something like "Easter Bunnies"?
Hey there, I'm Sarah! Part-Time Stay-At-Home Mom, Full- Time Evil Genius. Matriarch of the World-Famous Ape Squad (Beebie, Ry the Pie, and Tito).
Mainly, I write about my knitting and the things that interrupt it - kids, depression, poop, and my everyday struggle to survive in the oppressive wasteland of Suburbia.
I'm not here to blow sunshine up anybody's ass. We're not gonna sit around holding hands and singing Kum Ba Muthahfuggin Yah.
**Check out the new audio clip on my profile. NSFW, of course.**
Rated R For Language and Nudity. Just kidding about the nudity. Maybe.
I'm Not Kidding.
Seriously, if the F-word offends you, you should probably get the f*ck out now, because I can get pretty f*ckin pissed off sometimes. There are days when it f*ckin rains F-bombs in this muthahfuggah.
5 comments:
Hee. I'm totally 12, so that amused the hell out of me. :D
Sigh. Photoshop. Remember when people used to put in real effort and go STEAL the "G"? Kids these days...
You don't even KNOW how long I've wanted to get myself one of those long-handled Sign-Letter-Changer Appafuckinrati. (I think Appafuckinratus is a First Declension noun - I declined it as such.)
How many times have I wanted to stealthily change the word LIVE into EVIL? Especially when "Live" comes before something like "Easter Bunnies"?
Think of the Blogfodder.
Personally I prefer appafuckinratuses, because it's somewhat homophonic to "fuckin' rat asses", and I'm just juvenile to find the humor in that.
Did we just get back to the "Old Anus burgers"? I wonder.
Don't you mean the "old anus burgers" tasted like shit? Or is it the new ones have a more authentic shit taste and smell.
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