Friday, September 26, 2008

Here's what the kids are doing at school.

Before we begin, I apologize for the quality of these pictures - I would have scanned the papers but the scanner's not hooked up to the new 'puter, so I took pics with my phone. Moving on -

Tell me this isn't just a strange choice of words:

Because when you think Penny, you think Two Large Circles, dontcha? Well, depends on how well you know me. Wink. Wink.

I'm particularly tickled by the concept of Grab all the Penny you can fit in one hand and the rest of Penny in the other hand. And c'mon, who wouldn't kill to have their hands fulla Penny?

Next up, Pie brought home the First Grade Newsletter yesterday.

I know it's hard to read, but the first line of it says, In Language Arts will will be working on words with the "CK" sound. I can't wait to see that spelling list.

God, I'm so fuckin immature.

The rest of the newsletter might say And on Thursday in Science, we're blowing up puppies for all I care, as long as I know my kids are learning Suck Cock and Lick Dick and Prick. Fuck yeah!!

I know I enjoy working on those words, personally. I love this school district.

Oh, and while we're on the subject of four-letter vulgarities (and, let's be honest, when am I NOT on the subject of four-letter vulgaries? I'm like Samuel L. Muthahfuggin Jackson, muthahfuggah), if you're going to censor a word, don't put the star and THEN the letter!! Behold.

I wonder if Drick's on the spelling list.

Ah, it's always exciting when kids learn to spell. Captions really enhance the creepiness in their artwork.


Ri*p V*anWin*kle said...

The D*ick In A Box is f*ucking hys*terical.

The kid's artwork: a little creepy, but technically accurate. Most of the stick people are guys, I see.

The concept of learning the CK sound (all in one week no less!) gives hope that our youth will be well prepared for two-fisted addtion.

My, what nice large circles you have there, Penny!

SiressYorkie said...

Maybe we gals should retaliate with P*ussy on a Platter., won't use the "C" word...just won't.

I like that drawing. I think whichever of your offspring created that opus has a guaranteed future as a US Postal worker.

Wendy said...

I hope you're putting money away for the kids' therapy.... :)

Kevin C said...

Your two large circles have got to be more than a handful of Penny each. Isn't that why they named a local highway in your honor. (Dammit, where the hell is that picture at? I know it was on here somewhere!)

Oh, and if you look more closely at Pie's newsletter, it says something about words with -ink. As in kink. It's a bit of a broader subject than just S & M.

Penny Karma said...

Hang on, I'll check...

Yup, more than a handful. But then again, you have bigger hands than mine.

I thought I posted the HWY DD pic too. I'm pretty sure it's on here somewhere.

Thanks for the clarification on kink. (eye roll)

cpurl17 said...

I couldn't get past the "two fisted" line without giggling.