Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Is it wrong to be proud?

Your result for The Verbal Obscenity Test...

Champion Cusser

You are 70% capable of making other people's ears hurt!

So, how'd you do?

I'm in awe, since you're clearly not afraid of a little rough language! At the same time, you don't go completely mad with it, and I'm guessing you know when to hold your tongue so people don't want to punch you. Which is awesome, since being beaten up is such a drag anyway. You might pull out the swear words - and you might know the various slang fairly well - but you probably also appreciate that its use is mainly just to show that you mean business.

What occasion, I hear you ask? Well, some people find talking dirty arousing. Sometimes swearing can be helpful in looking tough when one of those hoodlum-types approaches you. Using some language on your boss may also be effective in stirring things up, but maybe that's just me. Either way, be careful, as getting your timing wrong can result in getting fired, or sleeping alone for the next month. Use your good judgement!

I've got some other tests you can try if you like...

The Celebrity Misbehaviour Test

Find out what your life as a celebrity would be like.

The Shampoo Commercial Suitability Test

Is YOUR hair worth it?

The Excessive Cuteness Tolerance Test

Say it with me: "awwwwwwwwwwwwww!"

Is Your Boss Evil?

... or are they just really thick?

The Internet/SMS Literacy Test

Do you know your LOLs from your LMAOs?

The Scatterbrain Test

Are you ready? Are you focused?

The Underwear Personality Test

Most of us wear underwear. Should you? What kind?

The Beverage Identity Test

If you were a drink, would you tingle the tastebuds?

The Non-Sequitur Personality Test

It won't make any sense, but it's not supposed to.

The Homicidal Maniac Test

My first test. Want to know if you're likely to wreak bloody havoc?

Finally, a fun link for those of you interested in brushing up on your swearing skills: click here to view The "Alternative" English Dictionary

Take The Verbal Obscenity Test at HelloQuizzy


Kashmir Knitter said...

Dude, what the fuck? You swear all the fucking time and I almost never say shit but here I am with the same fucking result as you. Why'd you give me that link you cocksmoking cunt?

P.S. The former DomesticOverlord loves ya!

Anonymous said...

So I dropped in just to say thanks for the Mad Men heads-up (you made me tune in for an episode which turned into watching a marathon of 13 episodes)-- he IS hot.

And yet, even more exciting, I find a post from the blogger formerly known as DO?

This is just too fucking good to be true.