Tuesday, September 11, 2007

I Will Never Complain About How Boring My Life Is EVER AGAIN.

Never let it be said that I don't have a natural fuckin' flair for comedic timing. Look what happened to me this morning.

Right in front of the Fire Station, an ambulance pulled out in front of the car in front of me, and before I realized the car was stopped and not just slowing down, CRUNCH.

Kids and I are ok. Other car wasn't nearly as badly damaged, and the guy was cool. The boys were disappointed that the cop didn't take us all to jail. I got a ticket for Failure To Exercise Highest Degree of Caution or something like that. It's not as cool and badass as a Drunk and Disorderly or a Lewd and Lascivious Conduct or Public Urination charge, but whatever.

Thank God for Xanax.

And for my awesome husband who left work to take care of me. I had planned to blog today about how R fixed the toilet last night. So I'll have to dedicate a later post to R's awesomeness.


Ed said...

I bet you were on the lookout for some hot firemen, instead of watching the road, admit it.
Glad you're all aright tho'.

SiressYorkie said...

WHEW! I'm glad you're okay, PK! That looks easily fixable, actually.

Having said that...this is what you get when you're driving whilst drinking a beer, on the mobile phone, lighting a fag, bleaching your upper lip, trying to adjust your power panties, and smacking your kids around at the same time.

AND a fixed toilet at the same time? You've had an eventful 24 hours.

cpurl17 said...

I'm glad you're okay!! And that you didn't hit some anger ball driver!

Bezzie said...

I dunno, my sister did something like that, and knocked her engine backwards like an inch. Thus totalling the car (who knew moving an engine forward a few inches was so expensive?)
I hope it's a cheap fix for you!

Macoco said...

Oh man! That really sucks. I'm glad everyone is okay though.