What began a few years ago as a Knitting Blog has devolved into something far more sinister. "She was a lovely girl, prone to frequent fits of tornadic creativity..."
Hey there, I'm Sarah! Part-Time Stay-At-Home Mom, Full- Time Evil Genius. Matriarch of the World-Famous Ape Squad (Beebie, Ry the Pie, and Tito).
Mainly, I write about my knitting and the things that interrupt it - kids, depression, poop, and my everyday struggle to survive in the oppressive wasteland of Suburbia.
I'm not here to blow sunshine up anybody's ass. We're not gonna sit around holding hands and singing Kum Ba Muthahfuggin Yah.
**Check out the new audio clip on my profile. NSFW, of course.**
Rated R For Language and Nudity. Just kidding about the nudity. Maybe.
I'm Not Kidding.
Seriously, if the F-word offends you, you should probably get the f*ck out now, because I can get pretty f*ckin pissed off sometimes. There are days when it f*ckin rains F-bombs in this muthahfuggah.
5 comments:
Your life is something alright.
And I'm honored that you let me be a part of it.
That's awesome!
Let me tell you about our band names via a conversation with my 5 year old nephew:
Me: My band is called Bastogne and Robot Boy's is Skadoosh.
Nephew: My Band-Aid is Dora but they don't stick very well.
Yup, now that's a band name for ya! Would be even better if they played a bunch of death metal...
If I ever have a band, I'm gonna name it "The PK Posse."
That way, fans can google it and discover your blogworld.
I love that if you google "penny karma," you get a link to my blog before hers.
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