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But in a good way.
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Friday, December 12, 2008
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What began a few years ago as a Knitting Blog has devolved into something far more sinister.
"She was a lovely girl, prone to frequent fits of tornadic creativity..."
Because It's *MY* Brilliance, not yours.
-- PENNY KARMA --
SUBURBAN LEGEND
- Penny Karma, aka the F-Bomb Mom
- Hey there, I'm Sarah! Part-Time Stay-At-Home Mom, Full- Time Evil Genius. Matriarch of the World-Famous Ape Squad (Beebie, Ry the Pie, and Tito).
Mainly, I write about my knitting and the things that interrupt it - kids, depression, poop, and my everyday struggle to survive in the oppressive wasteland of Suburbia.
I'm not here to blow sunshine up anybody's ass. We're not gonna sit around holding hands and singing Kum Ba Muthahfuggin Yah.
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You've Been Warned.
Rated R For Language and Nudity. Just kidding about the nudity. Maybe.
I'm Not Kidding.
Seriously, if the F-word offends you, you should probably get the f*ck out now, because I can get pretty f*ckin pissed off sometimes. There are days when it f*ckin rains F-bombs in this muthahfuggah.
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11 comments:
I'll take your word for it.
My niece is in love with him, and has been since she was practically a toddler!
How could Billy Idol be bad?! He's so awesome. I mean, how else would I have been convinced as a 12-year old that I needed to try to spike my (brunette) hair with (white) Crest toothpaste?
Please tell us you didn't really listen to that...
I mean, the frosted tips on his hair scream "Cheezy Christmas Decoration" but yikes! a sport coat? Billy Idol???
I think I threw up a little bit in my mouth.
Oh. My. Word.
I could only get through half of Jingle Bell Rock on Youtube. I had to turn it off. I can't expose my daughter to such atrocities at such a young and impressionable age.
I can't wait to show DH!! Haha!
But is it so bad it's good? I love me some shitty holiday music!
"I'm dreaming of a white wedding...." Wait, what?
Does he do the lip twitch snarly thing?
I bet that ring on his finger is full of crack or nitro glycerin or something that totally kicks butt.
Whoa! That looks like a so-bad-it's-good release.
You know you're "too old" when the young rockers you grew up banging your head too and were so much better off forgotten, come back to make holiday music...
It may be perfectly OK, but that album cover alone makes me want to gouge my eyes out.
Damn.
Awesome one, KK!!! I was thinking of "I'll be Jingle Bell Rocking by myself" but yours is way better!
Word verification - botize: What Billy Idol will be wearing at least one of on his next holiday album cover.
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