Beware Of Doghouse
Rip sent me THIS CLIP when I told him R got me a snazzy new Dyson bagless vacuum for Christmas.
Hey, Rip - I got yer Dual Bags right here...
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
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13 comments:
Rip I LOVED the clip!!!! but I do have to say (since I too have one and only wish someone had given it to me instead of having to pay for it myself)there is NOTHING like a Dyson!
Rip, please regale us all with the story of when you told that chick she had great FunBags.
Was I the only one checking out the sweater on Abcersizer WIfe?
I think EVERY married man has been in that doghouse. My review board was not fooled like Arnold's... jewelry or flowers to get out of trouble? Parole DENIED. Keep groveling.
And Rip, why are you sending it to PK? shouldn't you have sent it to R as a warning? I mean, do we really want to give her ammo???
I would have sent it to R, but by the time I got it from someone, it was too late. Then, when over at PK's house one eve, THERE IT WAS. The DUAL BAG DYSON. So, since PK had already gushed over it, I thought it was safe. You dodged a bullet on this one, R, because your wifey actually WANTED the thing. Glad you like yours, too, Jez.
My favorite part is during the review board where the guy just continues to NOT GET IT. So funny cuz it's so true. Ladies, uh, really, we don't get it, never have, never will. I bought my ex this awesome stand-up mixer bowl thing once for a birthday/anniv/whatever, the kind that churches have for making huge batches of things where you don't even need to hold it because it just mixes all by itself, and, well, had there been a doghouse video in 1990, I woulda been in it.
Speaking of "dual bags," I have a friend, we'll call her "FWB#3 or thereabouts", who has dandy boobs. I happened to mention my fondness of her "funbags," and she got all disjointed over what she thought was a disparaging comment. Then, last night, she was wearing a sweater (not sure of the knit pattern, etc. Sorry...) and I told her she and her, uh, (blank awkward pause) looked nice tonight, and she chimed in "You mean my sweater meat?" Uh, yep, that's what I meant...
Women! You can't really figure them out. Ever.
Dude, my Dyson is bagless!
MEN - Don't you assholes pay attention to ANYTHING??
Yes, I introduced Rip to my vacuum as though it was a family member. And it is. I like it better than my kids some days, in fact. At least Dyson helps me clean the house instead of messing it up.
My favorite part of the clip is "something thoughtful, like maybe a... Gym Membership?" I should let the readers know (since you already know) that I'm getting you a Sam's Club Membership for Christmas. And that you wanted it!
Sweater Meat?
P.S. Happy Birthday, Jezz!
My favorite part is, "Oooooh, I'm married to you!" Awesome clip.
PK, No, we don't pay attention to anything. Duh - its why there is a doghouse.
Yeah, I still remember my disbelief when I heard she was getting it for Xmas - I was ready to send out the raiding party to get R out of the doghouse, but PK said it was all good...
Great video! I sent it to my hubby with a "Of course, this isn't YOU..." caveat laced with sarcasm.
BTW, I hate my vacuum. We got it at the PX because it was the only one they had, and within weeks the belt had gone. And they only manufacture the belts in the UK. BIIIIG pain in the arse.
I wish it would suck.
Showed it to my hubs as a warning. He said "but we BOTH want the Dyson"! *palm forehead*
PK thanks for the Happy Birthday Shout out! You're so sweet. I just happened to come back to look for Rips comments :)
And I have to agree, Sweater meat? Some woman actually called her own breasts Sweater meat? WTF?!?!
Yeah, Rip dates some really Classy ladies. (eye roll)
OMFG! Don't you just love that machine?
I got one for Christmas too!!
My verification word is SUPENUR, don't know why, but it's making me giggle...
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