Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Cooters and Hooters -
PK's trip to the Gyno

And here's how to make your Gyno's day - if you don't have time for a pedicure, wear cool socks. Good God, I'm pasty. I could have been Elizabethan Royalty. Ah, well.

We've talked about how I'd rather go to the Gyno than the Dentist, right? It's not like I'm thrilled to go get scraped out or anything, but it's just way less drama and fewer needles are involved.

En route to my appointment today, there was no traffic on the road. I found a parking place right away. I got an elevator right away too, waited maybe five minutes to update my paperwork then five more to get into a room.

Heh, I love taking pics of Turn Off Your Cell Phone signs. Makes me feel like such a badass.

Ok, I'm always a bit reluctant to stand on any scale just cuz I'm a fluffy chick, and I was ok with the number that came up, and then the nurse pointed out that I had lost 26 pounds since a year ago!!! I knew I was down a couple of sizes, but that was just awesome.

Up to now, I thought that the best thing about going to the dentist was that you don't have to step on a scale. Perhaps I'd like it better if every scale experience was as uplifting as today's!

And remember how I spent 4 hours at the dentist? I was out of the Gyno's office in less than 40 minutes. I didn't even have time to knit, like I did last time.

Funny thing - I still haven't finished that project.

So I've got a routine Mammogram scheduled for tomorrow. I've never had one before. I guarantee you it'll be blogworthy, as is pretty much anything relating to my boobs.

Shit, are they gonna make me take out my nipple rings? I'll never be able to get them back in... fuckeleven.


Bezzie said...

Uh oh, they might make you take out the rings...suck!!!!

I love the way you take off your socks! Am I weird? I never do that. They already have to look at my kooter, why should they have to look at my funky feet too?

shiguy4076 said...

I love how you take pictures. That is so badass. So if you take out your nipple rings can you get them back in??? I've always wondered that.
Good luck with your mamogram

Beverly said...

HA! I knew you wouldn't disappoint.

ZantiMissKnit said...

Wow, 26 pounds since last year? Congratulations! I need to do whatever you're doing.

I usually will go with the dentist rather than the gyno. It's always so freezing in the gyno office!

SiressYorkie said...

What, no pic from the OTHER side? Show us some cootchie, woman!

Just kidding. I really don't need to see your cooter. I can't even handle taking a look at my own. confirmation word is "fiestsa"...

Penny Karma said...

Yorkie, all ya gotta do is ask. You don't even have to say Please.

Jo said...

I'm glad to see I am not the only one who wears funky socks to appointments!