Insanity Week, Day Five
THUD.
(That was me collapsing from exhaustion.)
What began a few years ago as a Knitting Blog has devolved into something far more sinister.
"She was a lovely girl, prone to frequent fits of tornadic creativity..."
Because It's *MY* Brilliance, not yours.
-- PENNY KARMA --
SUBURBAN LEGEND
- Penny Karma, aka the F-Bomb Mom
- Hey there, I'm Sarah! Part-Time Stay-At-Home Mom, Full- Time Evil Genius. Matriarch of the World-Famous Ape Squad (Beebie, Ry the Pie, and Tito).
Mainly, I write about my knitting and the things that interrupt it - kids, depression, poop, and my everyday struggle to survive in the oppressive wasteland of Suburbia.
I'm not here to blow sunshine up anybody's ass. We're not gonna sit around holding hands and singing Kum Ba Muthahfuggin Yah.
**Check out the new audio clip on my profile. NSFW, of course.**
You've Been Warned.
Rated R For Language and Nudity. Just kidding about the nudity. Maybe.
I'm Not Kidding.
Seriously, if the F-word offends you, you should probably get the f*ck out now, because I can get pretty f*ckin pissed off sometimes. There are days when it f*ckin rains F-bombs in this muthahfuggah.
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I ROCK, BITCHES!
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6 comments:
*HUGS*
*shove*
That's me shoving emergency chocolate in your mouth. There are few ills a nice big chunk of chocolate won't cure!
*poking with a stick*
Erm...PK? I don't mean to interrupt but...there's a police officer here wanting some answers about your involvement with a giant industrial crane, several hundred watermelons, and a crateful of TNT. What would you like me to tell him?
Sometimes the obvious needs to be said.
Slooooowww doowwwwn.
Stop1 Just, stop. Trust me.
*tiptoe*
this is me stepping over your body to get to your stash
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