Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Twelve Days Of Wookin!

Ok, kiddos, I've been slacking recently. So, to make it up to you, it's time for a Holiday Sing-Along! Ready? Here we go!

On the Twelfth Day Of Wookin, Your friend Penny gave to you...

TWELVE SEXY TRANZIES!




Look at him, trying to be all dainty n' shit.

















I dunno what's goin' on here.













I think she goes by the name Miss Shapen.












Major kudos for tuckin' yer schlong in those vinyl pants, dude.


















This one reminded me of the dude who played Mozart in Amadeus.














When I see pictures like this, I can't help but wonder about the person behind the camera.
















Pee Wee Herman?















I wish I could figure out the setting in this picture.
















I KNEW IT! Liza Minelli's a MAN!

















Now, she's kinda cute, other than the nails.











Yick.












She almost had me fooled until I got to the lipstick.


Day Eleven is tomorrow! Yes, I know I'm doing it backwards.

10 comments:

Bezzie said...

Oh this is gonna be good!

The one with the nails closely resembles my old boss. (I didn't call her The Man for nothing!)

Anonymous said...

OMG. Where DO you find these pics??!?!?

Trish - My Merino Mantra said...

The White Dress With Pink Nails looks like Lee Remick, but the one below (shudder....!)

Sheryl said...

I am SOOOOO glad I was alone in the store when I opened your blog! I almost choked laughing so hard. You know what is scary? # 10 looks like my husband's exwife looked in the 80's - no kidding. I could get really tacky, but she passed away and I don't dis the dead.

turtlegirl76 said...

Oh I can't WAIT for the 9 Lords a Leapin!

Joel Widdershins said...

Your "Pee Wee Herman" looks more like the love child of Pee Wee and Michael Jackson! (Except he's not white enough to have been produced by Michael's loins!)

DomesticOverlord said...

Remember Mike Myers Sprockets thing? I swear that character would have dated the vinyl pants blonde.

OldLadyPenPal said...

Ok, the one in which you want to figure out the setting- they're in a lingerie shop! Those are torso forms with special undies! *special* undies, PK.

It looks as though your in-laws had fun, though, at the Christmas Concert After-Party!

Anonymous said...

Speechless!

SiressYorkie said...

*goes to wash eyeballs and search in vain for a mental enema*

I feel so...violated. And soiled.

UNCLEAN! UNCLEAN!