What began a few years ago as a Knitting Blog has devolved into something far more sinister. "She was a lovely girl, prone to frequent fits of tornadic creativity..."
Wow, I'm SO sorry that you're all sick now. I hope you all make it through the Christmas pagent without puking. If the worst does happen on stage, just ask me to tell you about the time I set the church on fire on Christmas Eve, knocked over the tree, and collapsed the set. That's always a great story to cheer up someone who's had a bad pagent.
Hey there, I'm Sarah! Part-Time Stay-At-Home Mom, Full- Time Evil Genius. Matriarch of the World-Famous Ape Squad (Beebie, Ry the Pie, and Tito).
Mainly, I write about my knitting and the things that interrupt it - kids, depression, poop, and my everyday struggle to survive in the oppressive wasteland of Suburbia.
I'm not here to blow sunshine up anybody's ass. We're not gonna sit around holding hands and singing Kum Ba Muthahfuggin Yah.
**Check out the new audio clip on my profile. NSFW, of course.**
Rated R For Language and Nudity. Just kidding about the nudity. Maybe.
I'm Not Kidding.
Seriously, if the F-word offends you, you should probably get the f*ck out now, because I can get pretty f*ckin pissed off sometimes. There are days when it f*ckin rains F-bombs in this muthahfuggah.
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Oh, ugh. I'm sending virtual hugs and tea.
Oh no. Please get some rest and TLC.
I'm at home today too. Post root canal + migraine combo.
Aw shit. And that's probably literal.
I hope you guys feel better.
Ugh. It probably started just as soon as the boys started feeling better too I'm sure.
Wow, I'm SO sorry that you're all sick now. I hope you all make it through the Christmas pagent without puking. If the worst does happen on stage, just ask me to tell you about the time I set the church on fire on Christmas Eve, knocked over the tree, and collapsed the set. That's always a great story to cheer up someone who's had a bad pagent.
(((HUGS))) I hope you feel better soon. =(
Meh, and I guess R and the kids feel better soon too but mainly you. ;)
KIDDING! I'm Kidding. I swear! Quit looking at me like that.
Oh no Sarah! Take care of yourself and R.
Amy
SO sorry, Sarah. I know that's the absolute worst. We just went through it last month too. Get better quick!
Sending a warm (albeit wrapped in a hazmat suit) hug to you and your loves.
And some Pedialyte. Nasty stuff but it'll make you feel better.
*poops strokes penny's hair and wipes her face with a cold cloth*
Oh poo… (sorry. Likely not the best reference.) Here's hoping you feel better soon. Like, now would be good.
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