What began a few years ago as a Knitting Blog has devolved into something far more sinister.
"She was a lovely girl, prone to frequent fits of tornadic creativity..."
Because It's *MY* Brilliance, not yours.
-- PENNY KARMA --
SUBURBAN LEGEND
- Penny Karma, aka the F-Bomb Mom
- Hey there, I'm Sarah! Part-Time Stay-At-Home Mom, Full- Time Evil Genius. Matriarch of the World-Famous Ape Squad (Beebie, Ry the Pie, and Tito).
Mainly, I write about my knitting and the things that interrupt it - kids, depression, poop, and my everyday struggle to survive in the oppressive wasteland of Suburbia.
I'm not here to blow sunshine up anybody's ass. We're not gonna sit around holding hands and singing Kum Ba Muthahfuggin Yah.
**Check out the new audio clip on my profile. NSFW, of course.**
You've Been Warned.
Rated R For Language and Nudity. Just kidding about the nudity. Maybe.
I'm Not Kidding.
Seriously, if the F-word offends you, you should probably get the f*ck out now, because I can get pretty f*ckin pissed off sometimes. There are days when it f*ckin rains F-bombs in this muthahfuggah.
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I ROCK, BITCHES!
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4 comments:
Thanks for the heads up...I'll have to watch that when I get home!
My god, I can't wait to see how you finish this! Hee hee!
#1 -- He's got an eyebrow collection under his bed.
#2 -- Wasn't it nice of Jeremy's momma to take a picture of him so he might have a date to his company party?
#3 -- She's wearing a Tigger shirt. 'Nuff said.
#4 -- Thank the gourds for pixilation!
#5 -- That arm around his shoulder? It's a severed arm from one of his victims.
#6 -- She's been taxidermized (is that even a word? but doesn't she look all waxy and stuffed?)
#7 -- GAWRF!!!!!
Oh no.
I swear Freak #2 is my cousin, and Naked Guy #2 could be the guy I'm dating in 20 years. Terrifying!!
Ohhhhh boy. I think I work with number 7. I'm going to go hide now.....
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