What began a few years ago as a Knitting Blog has devolved into something far more sinister.
"She was a lovely girl, prone to frequent fits of tornadic creativity..."
Because It's *MY* Brilliance, not yours.
-- PENNY KARMA --
SUBURBAN LEGEND
- Penny Karma, aka the F-Bomb Mom
- Hey there, I'm Sarah! Part-Time Stay-At-Home Mom, Full- Time Evil Genius. Matriarch of the World-Famous Ape Squad (Beebie, Ry the Pie, and Tito).
Mainly, I write about my knitting and the things that interrupt it - kids, depression, poop, and my everyday struggle to survive in the oppressive wasteland of Suburbia.
I'm not here to blow sunshine up anybody's ass. We're not gonna sit around holding hands and singing Kum Ba Muthahfuggin Yah.
**Check out the new audio clip on my profile. NSFW, of course.**
You've Been Warned.
Rated R For Language and Nudity. Just kidding about the nudity. Maybe.
I'm Not Kidding.
Seriously, if the F-word offends you, you should probably get the f*ck out now, because I can get pretty f*ckin pissed off sometimes. There are days when it f*ckin rains F-bombs in this muthahfuggah.
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11 comments:
I love that these don't even need comments. Totally self-explanatory.
And realistically, is there such a things as a GOOD Glamour Shot?
How do the photographers of these people keep a straight face? I mean seriously! I'd be busting a gut--I am right now at Ms. Chippendale Bow Tie up there!
PK. I don't comment because these posts usually just leave me speechless.
Lord help me, I actually think ol' numbah one there is pretty cute!
Third pic down: Damn, Marie Osmond hit a brick wall REALLY FRICKIN' HARD, didn't she???
I think she fell out of The Ugly Tree and hit every frickin' Ugly Branch on the way down.
Number three is my absolute favorite! The last one looks like she injured her shoulder and is looking for help. Nice job PK! You never let us down.
I shall never, ever have a glamour shot taken, lest I end up on Wookin Pa Nub on the PK Express.
In the immortal words of Bart Simpson, "I didn't think it was possible for something to both suck and blow at the same time."
E FREAKIN' GAD.
Number 3 is a dude, and I think I know number 7.
Sweet enola gay, there's not a soft-focus lense large or cloudy enough to make these ladies enticing.
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