What began a few years ago as a Knitting Blog has devolved into something far more sinister.
"She was a lovely girl, prone to frequent fits of tornadic creativity..."
Because It's *MY* Brilliance, not yours.
-- PENNY KARMA --
SUBURBAN LEGEND
- Penny Karma, aka the F-Bomb Mom
- Hey there, I'm Sarah! Part-Time Stay-At-Home Mom, Full- Time Evil Genius. Matriarch of the World-Famous Ape Squad (Beebie, Ry the Pie, and Tito).
Mainly, I write about my knitting and the things that interrupt it - kids, depression, poop, and my everyday struggle to survive in the oppressive wasteland of Suburbia.
I'm not here to blow sunshine up anybody's ass. We're not gonna sit around holding hands and singing Kum Ba Muthahfuggin Yah.
**Check out the new audio clip on my profile. NSFW, of course.**
You've Been Warned.
Rated R For Language and Nudity. Just kidding about the nudity. Maybe.
I'm Not Kidding.
Seriously, if the F-word offends you, you should probably get the f*ck out now, because I can get pretty f*ckin pissed off sometimes. There are days when it f*ckin rains F-bombs in this muthahfuggah.
My Button
I ROCK, BITCHES!
MAJOR AWARDS!
My Beloved Local Meteorologist
How Many Have Beheld?
6 comments:
Mmmm...muttonchops...sexxxy!
Wow, #3 also looks like he could be the guy I'm dating in 25 years, much like Naked Guy #2. HELP! After seeing these photos, I have an urge to flee!
Wanna meet said guy and see what I mean? I'll likely be making a Knitorious run sometime between the 26th and 29th. Said guy has taken up knitting, so he'll be in tow, probably picking out some yarn for himself...
OMG. That last guy has me ready to get an alarm system.
No profile links? I do love the personal details behind the pics. I'm enjoying these offerings way too much :-)
Ruthie, if you really want the profile link to one of these guys, I'll email it to you.
Then I'll punch you in the head, out of love.
Ride 'em baby!
ew.
Post a Comment