What began a few years ago as a Knitting Blog has devolved into something far more sinister.
"She was a lovely girl, prone to frequent fits of tornadic creativity..."
Because It's *MY* Brilliance, not yours.
-- PENNY KARMA --
SUBURBAN LEGEND
- Penny Karma, aka the F-Bomb Mom
- Hey there, I'm Sarah! Part-Time Stay-At-Home Mom, Full- Time Evil Genius. Matriarch of the World-Famous Ape Squad (Beebie, Ry the Pie, and Tito).
Mainly, I write about my knitting and the things that interrupt it - kids, depression, poop, and my everyday struggle to survive in the oppressive wasteland of Suburbia.
I'm not here to blow sunshine up anybody's ass. We're not gonna sit around holding hands and singing Kum Ba Muthahfuggin Yah.
**Check out the new audio clip on my profile. NSFW, of course.**
You've Been Warned.
Rated R For Language and Nudity. Just kidding about the nudity. Maybe.
I'm Not Kidding.
Seriously, if the F-word offends you, you should probably get the f*ck out now, because I can get pretty f*ckin pissed off sometimes. There are days when it f*ckin rains F-bombs in this muthahfuggah.
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7 comments:
Mmmm... the last two are particularly yummy! Quick - give me their contact info!
On the next-to-last dude, are those Korean Gang tattoos? I don't feel comfortable assuming a gender for very many of these individuals! (Not that it makes any particular difference to me.)
That guy posing against the car has the whitest legs in the free world. They could be an alternative light source for crying out loud. Someone get that kid some pants, STAT!
A couple of these (aside from the poor sartorial choice of the wife beater) aren't too bad, but that guy by the car? WHO bought those HIDEOUS shorts?!?!
Oh, my word no.
Just no.
I don't think I can take ten more days of this. Not without alcohol...
Oh God, why?
Tattoo Artist He/She...I'm scratchin' my head trying to come to grips with the manly face and Multiple Mole-itis, but the boobs??
Truly I would not let this creature near me with a needle of any sort, esp. one filled with permanent ink.
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