What began a few years ago as a Knitting Blog has devolved into something far more sinister.
"She was a lovely girl, prone to frequent fits of tornadic creativity..."
Because It's *MY* Brilliance, not yours.
-- PENNY KARMA --
SUBURBAN LEGEND
- Penny Karma, aka the F-Bomb Mom
- Hey there, I'm Sarah! Part-Time Stay-At-Home Mom, Full- Time Evil Genius. Matriarch of the World-Famous Ape Squad (Beebie, Ry the Pie, and Tito).
Mainly, I write about my knitting and the things that interrupt it - kids, depression, poop, and my everyday struggle to survive in the oppressive wasteland of Suburbia.
I'm not here to blow sunshine up anybody's ass. We're not gonna sit around holding hands and singing Kum Ba Muthahfuggin Yah.
**Check out the new audio clip on my profile. NSFW, of course.**
You've Been Warned.
Rated R For Language and Nudity. Just kidding about the nudity. Maybe.
I'm Not Kidding.
Seriously, if the F-word offends you, you should probably get the f*ck out now, because I can get pretty f*ckin pissed off sometimes. There are days when it f*ckin rains F-bombs in this muthahfuggah.
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I ROCK, BITCHES!
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11 comments:
Why oh why do you do this to us??? *grin*
I gotta go out and get me some of them there sexy boob tattoos!
Yeah, that second-to-last chick: is that a pirate ship or something??
ohmybloodyhell...
if those are pirate ships, they're sinking fast
find a happy place, find a happy place, find a happy place.....
hehe...um..er..I so wouldn't take pics of myself like that for the world to see..or PK to post LOL! :)
Gah! I think I just threw up a bit...
...a bit?
*copiously hurks into a Target bag and prays there are no holes*
Dear sweet holy Jeebus. There truly is no God on the internet.
MY EYES! MY EYES!
If only there was a way to wash my brain...I feel dirty.
YOWZA! I coulda made it to Xmas without seeing that. Now the holiday is ruined! God bless us, every one.
*speechless*
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