Wednesday, November 01, 2006

WPN Guest Host - ALI!

And y'all thought Halloween was over...














































The above photos were submitted by the one and only Ali.


I don't know where she found them, so if there's a particular gentleman you'd like to get in touch with, you're gonna have to ask her.


I'm not 100% sure whether or not they're actually single and Wookin, but I'd be willing to wager pretty much anything that they are still on the market, gals.






Here are this week's Wookers.




Yummy.




















What two words first come to mind? MOVIE VILLAIN.
















"My advice for keeping your house as clean as mine? Get rid of all your furniture!"












Remember the old SNL sketch with Mike Meyers as Middle Aged Man?

"ARE YOU LOOKIN AT MY GUT?? WELL, I'M WORKIN' ON IT!!!"














Could this be a Republican National Committee release of a screen capture from that circa 1979 homemade porno Senator John Kerry doesn't want us to know about?














I always feel like... somebody's watchin' meeeeeee...
















Hey! How'd HE get in here??

We have standards here, Pretty Boy!



















Yeah, now THAT'S what I'm talkin' about! Much better!

Jeez, I was afraid I was losing my touch.














Yeah, I know it's all guys. Sorry, straight male readers. Next time I'll feature ALL GIRLS.

Promise.

It's just that my kids wound up with a total of 20 pounds of candy (Seriously, we weighed it. I'm not exaggerating.) since Sunday and if I come across a profile for someone named Candy (which is a pretty safe bet), I think I'll puke.

And here's a question for you - I've been thinking about creating a seperate blog just for WPN Wednesdays. Would you prefer that, or do you come by for a giggle and stick around for the Potty Training Updates?

19 comments:

Amy said...

All I have to say about the second guy is John Malkovich wants his face back. I'm just sayin'.
I can't see Ali's pictures though.

buttercup said...

Well - I'd go wookin no matter where you put post it. And I'd still come back for Sh**s and Giggles here in PK-ville.

I was no help at all was I?

Cheryl said...

I'll be here either way --

Cheryl said...

OH I forgot...how about a CELEBRITY WPN??

turtlegirl76 said...

I can't see any of Ali's. It's the red x of doom.

And keep WPN Wednesday's here!

Bezzie said...

Ali's pics aren't showing up!!! :-(

And damn spammer stalkers. This is probably the 10th comment you've gotten like this!

Lissa said...

I like WPN here.
One-stop shopping!

Penny Karma said...

Hmmmm... lemme investigate.

Penny Karma said...

OK, now try it.

DomesticOverlord said...

I love WPN on the PK blog, I always forget that it's going to be here and then suddenly I'm cracking up. Don't move it, I won't know when it's trash day! You are my calendar.

My favorite has to be the old guy in the army green codpiece posing on the stairs of his bomb shelter. It's disturbing on SO many levels.

OldLadyPenPal said...

I love Ali.

And... that man stole my sheer periwinkle peignoir through which his package is tantalizingly visible. I might have to lodge a complaint.

techygeekgirlknits said...

I like WPN here - it makes my hump day...

Oh, and I guess the them of Ali's pix is "Let me show you my 'package'", especially #3!

Bezzie said...

Yeah I'd say keep it on the BMB blog too.

I'm really freaked out by Ali's. There's enough reverse camel toe going on in those pictures to last me a lifetime!!

Jerry & Maxy said...

Ali's pics are SCARY!

SiressYorkie said...

SWEET ENOLA GAY, people...no wonder so many females are choosing a life of singleness these days. There was a time when men actually made an effort to snag a babe, but now they're not even trying.

Oddly, I find NASCAR man to be the funniest but the most offensive. He's a parody of himself, really: long 80's hair, backward cap (probably printed with some droll statement and a picture of a fish), fag in one hand, missing teeth, dirty NASCAR shirt, tight blue jeans that I'm willing to bet stink of kerosene and motor oil...). Just what does he expect to happen? What do ANY of them expect to happen when they can't even be arsed to take a goram shower or even dress appropriately??

And yet these same males will opine each day about how "there are no good women anymore, and I'm going to die alone...". Get used to the idea, buddy boys. I can't even look at you on a computer, much less be close enough to smell the rank scent of your desperation, BO, and defeat.

Bob said...

Ya gotta keep it here! I wake up on Wednesdays singing, "wookin pu nub" ala Eddie M. I'll be looking forward to browsing the chicks next week. ;)

Momma Monkey said...

I totally saw that guys nuts.

Ed said...

Oh dear...

The Fluffy Ewe said...

Keep WPN on BHB(OLTO).

Ali has outdone herself. Freaks!