Check this out!
You can get a Motorola Karma...
FOR A PENNY!!!!!
I am soooooooo tempted.
What began a few years ago as a Knitting Blog has devolved into something far more sinister.
"She was a lovely girl, prone to frequent fits of tornadic creativity..."
Because It's *MY* Brilliance, not yours.
-- PENNY KARMA --
SUBURBAN LEGEND
- Penny Karma, aka the F-Bomb Mom
- Hey there, I'm Sarah! Part-Time Stay-At-Home Mom, Full- Time Evil Genius. Matriarch of the World-Famous Ape Squad (Beebie, Ry the Pie, and Tito).
Mainly, I write about my knitting and the things that interrupt it - kids, depression, poop, and my everyday struggle to survive in the oppressive wasteland of Suburbia.
I'm not here to blow sunshine up anybody's ass. We're not gonna sit around holding hands and singing Kum Ba Muthahfuggin Yah.
**Check out the new audio clip on my profile. NSFW, of course.**
You've Been Warned.
Rated R For Language and Nudity. Just kidding about the nudity. Maybe.
I'm Not Kidding.
Seriously, if the F-word offends you, you should probably get the f*ck out now, because I can get pretty f*ckin pissed off sometimes. There are days when it f*ckin rains F-bombs in this muthahfuggah.
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I ROCK, BITCHES!
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5 comments:
Can you blog from it? I miss when you used to blog. Remember those days? Ah, glorious yesteryear when Penny Karma regaled us all with her fascinating trials and triumphs.
I'm totally teasing you, don't look at my sad blog that never gets new posts. I said don't look at it!
But I've already got a Penny Karma in my life...
I'm such a sucker for gadgets. Mmmm, gadgets!
Just wait til all the 'tweens start Googling "Penny Karma" and they end up HERE.
Rip - I'm sure this blog is listed on the all the parental control software.
And fuck em if it isn't.
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