What began a few years ago as a Knitting Blog has devolved into something far more sinister. "She was a lovely girl, prone to frequent fits of tornadic creativity..."
Fantastic! My blog got a PG-13 rating because I said "crap" 3 times and "drugs" once. Of course now the gauntlet has been thrown down and I will have to post a thoroughly obscene entry in a shameless attempt to boost my rating.
How did you get your blog rating to fit and be seen completely? The right hand side of mine is cut off. Do you know what bit I have to alter in the settings bit to widen the side bar?
Hey there, I'm Sarah! Part-Time Stay-At-Home Mom, Full- Time Evil Genius. Matriarch of the World-Famous Ape Squad (Beebie, Ry the Pie, and Tito).
Mainly, I write about my knitting and the things that interrupt it - kids, depression, poop, and my everyday struggle to survive in the oppressive wasteland of Suburbia.
I'm not here to blow sunshine up anybody's ass. We're not gonna sit around holding hands and singing Kum Ba Muthahfuggin Yah.
**Check out the new audio clip on my profile. NSFW, of course.**
Rated R For Language and Nudity. Just kidding about the nudity. Maybe.
I'm Not Kidding.
Seriously, if the F-word offends you, you should probably get the f*ck out now, because I can get pretty f*ckin pissed off sometimes. There are days when it f*ckin rains F-bombs in this muthahfuggah.
8 comments:
Fantastic!
My blog got a PG-13 rating because I said "crap" 3 times and "drugs" once.
Of course now the gauntlet has been thrown down and I will have to post a thoroughly obscene entry in a shameless attempt to boost my rating.
It was probably the dominatrix picture that did it ;-)
Seeing as I just watched "This Film is Not Yet Rated" this is truly funny. Fantastically funny, actually.
Since I first heard of this site I keep flitting between "R" and NC-17 thanks to my "God" usage...hmmmm
Of course you're proud. It's you, for crying out loud!
I have to check out how that rating thing works. What if the blog is, say, PG-13, but the comments are R? Now I'm curious.
I got rated R. Because I said porn three times and piss once. How is that R rated? You can even get into a pub here unless you say piss at LEAST once.
I bet it was all the mention of feces that marked your blog down, you old Puffinger, you...
No one under 17? You haven't even revealed your power panties online. You're still PG-13 to me. :)
I guess I need more swears and boobies on my blog!
How did you get your blog rating to fit and be seen completely? The right hand side of mine is cut off. Do you know what bit I have to alter in the settings bit to widen the side bar?
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