Tuesday, January 30, 2007

The Return of WPN Wednesdays!

It's been a while since last we Wooked, no? I'm going to try to ease back into it.

Today will be the first of a two-part Wookin Pa Nub Wednesday. Tomorrow will feature some lovely ladies who are totally amped up for their appearance on my almost famous blog! They're so excited, they can't even stand it. But they will have to wait, and so will you.

GOD, I had almost forgotten how much fun this shit is.

I'd be willing to bet that this guy's mom has busted him with his dog and a jar of peanut butter more than once.

ETA: Double click on the pic... what's that pink thing at the bottom?

"The local police department has issued a photo of the suspect, who is believed to be armed and dangerous. Do not attempt to apprehend this individual. Call 911, and gouge your eyes out immediately."

And here's a nice, normal looking guy with a kinda cute smile...

till we zoom out.

How thoroughly disturbing.

As if this guy's pic wasn't enough to creep you out, get this... his user name is like2lickurkitty.

('Scuse me a second... BLEHHHWRFFMMMUWWAAH.
{gargling mouthwash}

I almost wonder if he doesn't mean it in the literal sense, as in, he wants to lick an actual cat. He looks like he might be the sort.

Ok, enough warm-up.

Icky Naked Guys!

He lists tattoos and piercings among his turn-offs. Yeeeah, well, that pretty much eliminates me. Thank GOD.

I had to do a double-take. This guy looks like my neighbor.

And this guy looks like my assistant principal from high school.

And he looks a lot like, well, whoooo could it be... hmmmmm... I dunno, maybe, Satan????

Didja like that? That was my Church Lady voice.

And, finally, what would a Wookin Pa Nub Icky Naked Guy post be without...


ETA: Check it out - one nipple!

I'm BAAAAAACK!! (insert opening riff of AC/DC's BACK IN BLACK)


RuthlessNeverRuthie said...

Yay, WPNW - my favorite! As usual I see the Ohio delegation is representing us in stellar fashion.

SO glad you're feeling back in form!

Anonymous said...

I bet the kitty licker is like a high school math teacher or a minister or something as equally *so wrong* and not just a creepy old guy...

Joel Widdershins said...

what self-respecting kitty would stand still for that sort of licking?

Anonymous said...

You must need to shower after you find your top Wookin'eers. I need to shower after looking at this bunch.

Mr. Man Boobs made me throw up a little in my mouth.


Anonymous said...

Don't know if blogger ate my comment or what. (new blogger/old blogger etc..) So....How can you stand to wade through all the ick to find the uber-icks??

Anonymous said...

Can't tell you what the pink thing is but in is own words he says something about it being very relaxing and fun when you get that big one. When you read #2's own words he sounds like one of those indians from a 50's b/w cowboy movie.
Can't wait to check back later for the lovely ladies. I request Arizona's finest.

Anonymous said...

Well, I'm glad you're here.

I also hope those guys stay wherever the heck they are. Seriously.