I forgot to share this with you.
Look what happens if you type "getting tonsils out" into Google Health.
Scroll down.
I'm thankful that the pottymouth disclaimer appeared prominently. I'd hate for anyone to be unpleasantly surprised.
Heh. No, no. I'd secretly kinda love that.
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You're famous!
Or, uh, possibly infamous. :D
It's always shocking to see oneself pop up on a web search, isn't it...
Now if only you'd post a picture of your tonsils...THAT'D be something.
Your tonsils are famous! Only on the innernets...
Yeah, cuz before I was only famous for my swollen uvula.
I was kinda hopin' you'd get them back and dipped in gold, to wear round your neck. If people ask, you could say they were a tiny set of testes that you keep on hand for inspiration.
Hell, people have truck nuts. Why not neck nuts?
I'm of the opinion that if it's been produced by my body, I have a right to see it, poke it with a stick, maybe take it home. When I had my wisdom teeth out, I was genuinely pissed that I didn't get to keep them. I said, They're MY teeth! How come I don't get to take them home!?
Actually, I was coming out of the anesthesia and had a mouthful of cotton, so it probably came out like, MMmfeef! Grrmglaffggaaaa? GHGffmmmgh! Faah!
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